David quotes from Mr. Show

Bob missed his first day of school, and he never really caught up, so he thinks there are only 5 states...and that one of them is named Chim-Cham.

Dear Globochem, someone is trying to kill me!!! Please send me as many free products as possible. Love, David Cross.

Perhaps I might have picked something up when I was in London a few whiffens past.

Bob's in there fuckin' shit up old-school, and I got kicked OUTTA school!

Terra-da-loo, The Bob. Mr. Show is the true way.

Hey, fancy pants, you weren't in this one.

False teeth speak false truths, Bob!

Hey, Bob? Um, I was wondering...um, so...do you still like to party?

You know, Jill's ingested so much soil, her stomach oughta be listed in the "Worm Apartment Guide"!

I, David Cross ... me, not the character ... am bald.

I accept you David, but I don't accept the choice you've made.

It's not a choice, Jill, God made me this way.

Then I reject God.

[chanting] Youth ... is truth! I wish "old" rhymed with "lies"!

... the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.

Let's hear it for the IBTC. They work hard!