“Peanut Butter, Eggs and Dice” quotes from Mr. Show

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“Peanut Butter, Eggs and Dice” · Season 3, Episode 2

In this episode: Ronnie Dobbs (3), David (1), Jill Talley (1)

I, David Cross ... me, not the character ... am bald.

I accept you David, but I don't accept the choice you've made.

It's not a choice, Jill, God made me this way.

Then I reject God.

CRThe cock ring mascot (Bob)/Engaged guy's buddy (John Ennis)

Any cock'll do!

TTTerry Twillstein/Ronnie Dobbs (Bob/David)

I am a camera, a camera am I!

RDRonnie Dobbs (David)

Well let's go have us a champagne jam!

RDRonnie Dobbs (David)

It needs some reverb or pedal or sumthin.

BLBob Lamonta's father (Bob)

My shoes hurt!

BLBob Lamonta (David)

I did grow a moustache, but I thought it made me look gay, so whoosh! [indicating its swift removal]

BLBob Lamonta's father (Bob)

I'm strong like the Hulk.