CECarl Espick, editor of Value magazine (David)
The Great Caruso wasn't nearly as great as, say, SAMMY HAGAR, the red rocker!
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Carl Espick
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CECarl Espick, editor of Value magazine (David)
Did you know that according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself the "Great" Caruso was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, the Red Rocker? So, shut up, Caruso!
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CECarl Espick
In 1995, Steve Peters had no money. He was a public school teacher, so his opinion wasn't worth very much. But then, in 1996, he won the lottery, and he was a great man. Greater than Einstein, who made very little. But then, guess what this genius-for-a-day does. He goes and gives his money to charity! Now he's about as dumb as Einstein! Way to go, Einstein!
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