Terra-da-loo, The Bob. Mr. Show is the true way.
It's time to eat the poison s'mores...get them while they're poison-ey; that's when they're best.
CChuck (Bob)
Can't I just make you some sperm? It's really good.
CChuck (Bob)
Look, I like to masturbate in a closed room while people are waiting for pie to cool.
JOJohn Oakfellow of the Red Cross (John Ennis)
It's been a real soul-shattering experience.
ERElderly resident of community affected by Devastator (unknown)
I ain't afraid of no rolley coaster!
EF"The Limits of Science" educational film narrator (Bob)
All facts start as dreams dreamt by a wizard.
CVCommercial voice (unknown)
Sponsored by Smithy's Barrows. Makers of barrows for over 200 harvests. Now with wheels.
KSKevin, the slothful child (David)
I ... also ... want people to perform ... beastialities for me.
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