Perhaps I might have picked something up when I was in London a few whiffens past.
“A Talking Junkie” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: David (2), Jill Talley (1)
There's no such thing as a talking junkie!
Bob's in there fuckin' shit up old-school, and I got kicked OUTTA school!
AMr. Applesway (Bob)
Next time you'll get more than a dildo in the head!
GGGreat great great grandfather Applesway (Paul F. Tompkins)
Look! LOOK!!! An entire wall of nothing but hardcore gay anal sex. If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, then you're the one who's inhuman!
Ty McGinty/Mr. Tink/Great great great grandfather Applesway (David/Tom Kenny/Paul F. Tompkins): Could I get some quarters?
AMr. Applesway (Bob)
Keep it down! There's people trying to masturbate down here!
PTPootie T (David)
I ain't got no flyin' shoes.
GTGold tooth in "Rap The Musical" (Bob)
Well, I'm an old gold tooth, and I'll tell you the truth. I live in the mouth of my homie.
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