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Mr. Show · Season 4, Episode 2

“Show Me Your Weenis!” quotes from Mr. Show

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“Show Me Your Weenis!” · Season 4, Episode 2

In this episode: Byron T. Lebockwith (3), Racist in the Year 3000 (3), David (1), Bob (1)

IKIncompetent kidnapper (Bob)

One...thousand dollars if you ever want to see my toe again.

CFCollege friend watching underground video (Brian Posehn)

No shit!

WSWyckyd Sceptre band member #1 (Bob)

Dude, show me your weenis!

WSWyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David)

Look at my hard dick. Isn't it rad?

WSWyckyd Sceptre band member #3 (John Ennis)

I'm so horny, dude!

WSWyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David)

Well then, dude, suck that shit!

BTByron T. Lebockwith, Racist in the Year 3000 (David)

You can't trust a man what's made of gas! Not you, Zaxon, you're one of the good ones. There's white people made of gas, you know what I mean.

BTByron T. Lebockwith, Racist in the Year 3000 (David)

My relatives didn't move here to be put out of work by some shifty-eyed, lazy, yellow-metal, China-bots!

BTByron T. Lebockwith, Racist in the Year 3000 (David)

Keep 'em comin', Gleep Glop...

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