Dear Globochem, someone is trying to kill me!!! Please send me as many free products as possible. Love, David Cross.
JHJerry, the honeymoon crasher (David)
Ooh. I gotta take a shit. Hey Todd, hand me that Hustler.
JHJerry, the honeymoon crasher (David)
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend. Always in the way.
HHoneymooner (Bob)
Tri-cycles would be bi-cycles. Who's ever heard of a bi-cycle?
LBLarry Black, the forgetful soul singer (Bob)
I need a reminder to look at my reminder!
SCSupermodel Calling Service commercial voice (Bob)
Thousands of hot models are waiting to talk to you around the clock!
CCommercial "viewer" (David)
Thousands? Clock?
DIDeranged indie film director (David)
Look, its right here in the program: stage protest right before fancy pants.
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