False teeth speak false truths, Bob!
BDBob/David
[chanting] Youth ... is truth! I wish "old" rhymed with "lies"!
TGrandpa Timmy (unknown)
And testicular electrocution would be administered to all those who get into monkeyshines!
NSNASA spokesman (David)
We have the technology. The time is now. Science can wait no longer. Children are our future. America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.
SFSan Francisco protester (Sarah Silverman)
We're spending all this money, millions of dollars, to blow up the moon, when there are so many things here on Earth to blow up ... Mount Everest, the North Pole, et cetera. We're earthlings, let's blow up Earth things!
CSC.S. Lewis, Jr. (Bob)
Don't mess around ... with God's America.
FEFired employee (David)
This is BULLSHIT!!!
FSFather of streaker Jimmy Montello (John Ennis)
I slave 12 hours a day making pepper, to put clothes on your back, so you can go taking them off?!
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