BABob at 4 years old (unknown)
Mommy, What's a Gagortion?
“Rudy Will Await Your Foundation” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: David (1)
Hey, Bob? Um, I was wondering...um, so...do you still like to party?
GPGlenn Petersen, phone sex guru (Bob)
Horny Slut Hot-line. This is Peppermint.
GPGlenn Petersen, phone sex guru (Bob)
You're just jealous because I'm more of a woman than you'll ever be!
DWDenny Whitkin, performing "The Audition" (David)
Can I use this chair?
DCDel Crow (Bob)
Already our little one's got a scholarship to Miss Lily's Finishing School.
IInterviewer
What's that?
DCDel Crow (Bob)
It's a - a school where they teach ya - how to finish.
BLBurgundy Loafe customer (David)
You want me to shit in a box while I'm eating dinner?
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