[The earthquake prevents Sharona and Benjy from returning to their home.]
Well, we can always stay at Aunt Gail's.
Why can't we stay at Mr. Monk's?
Because I will go crazy slower at Aunt Gail's.
“Mr. Monk and the Earthquake” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Sharona Fleming (2), Benjy Fleming (2), Gail Fleming (2), Adrian Monk (1), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1), Lt. Disher (1)
[As they sit with the new widow, gibberish-speaking Adrian attempts to express his condolences. Sharona tells him to leave the room.]
FHFather Hatcher
Um... where's he from?
Neptune.
[Benjy turns on the tap and rusty colored water comes out]
The water's all rusty!
Oh yeah, it always gets like that after an earthquake. Fortunately, I always keep some mineral water around for situations like this... Where's my water?
[She opens the cupboard under the sink, which is empty. Cuts to the bathroom, where Monk is soaking in the tub, surrounded by empty plastic bottles.]
[banging on the door] Mr. Monk?
Don't come in, I'm taking a bath.
With my mineral water?!
I tried the water from the tap, it was a little rusty.
Yeah well, enjoy that bath, it's costing me $95 dollars!
[oblivious to her sarcasm] Thank you!
So, uh... what's it like, having Adrian Monk as a house guest?
Well, a few years ago, a squirrel got into the house, and I could hear it running through the attic and the walls. Took me two months to get rid of it. Drove me crazy.
...And?
And, that's what it's like!
[Sharona kicks Darryl into the arms of Capt. Stottlemeyer, who grabs him from behind.]
DWDarryl Wright
Son of a bitch!
I'm surprised you can talk with a broken jaw.
DWDarryl Wright
I don't have a broken jaw!
[Stottlemeyer spins him around and belts him.]
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