[Benjy turns on the tap and rusty colored water comes out]
The water's all rusty!
Oh yeah, it always gets like that after an earthquake. Fortunately, I always keep some mineral water around for situations like this... Where's my water?
[She opens the cupboard under the sink, which is empty. Cuts to the bathroom, where Monk is soaking in the tub, surrounded by empty plastic bottles.]
[banging on the door] Mr. Monk?
Don't come in, I'm taking a bath.
With my mineral water?!
I tried the water from the tap, it was a little rusty.
Yeah well, enjoy that bath, it's costing me $95 dollars!
[oblivious to her sarcasm] Thank you!
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