“Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Adrian Monk (5), Benjy Fleming (3), Lt. Disher (1)
[Monk and Benjy observe Sharona losing to a handsome acquaintance at tennis.]
Mom coulda got that shot. You think she's letting him win?
I wouldn't be surprised.
You know, why do girls do that?
Someday you'll understand. [pauses] When you do, call me and explain it to me.
[Monk and Disher are talking on the phone]
So, you want to tell me what's going on?
I think this time, he might have killed his wife.
Where are you staying, Monk? The Bates Motel?
No, but I think this place is run by the same company.
[Trying to locate the murder victim, Monk investigates some missing bags of quicklime.]
There had to be more than one person. I think we're looking for a gang. Did they move those palette boards?
They don't belong there.
[Monk compares the window height to the palette stack height.]
They were short.
A short gang of lime thieves?
It's a nutty world.
Okay, just for the record, what we just did...
Breaking and entering?
Yeah... it's wrong. Don't-don't do it.
[Monk, with Benjy tagging along, checks out the maids' locker room.]
Think the dead body's in here?
Maybe. It's been everywhere else.
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