Vater Orlaag quotes from Metalocalypse

Senator Stampingston

It appears as if certain members of Dethklok are taking music lessons. Allow me to officially introduce Vater Orlaag, political and spiritual specialist.

Vater

Having two guitarists in the same band is potentially destructive by itself but when one attempts to take away the other's status, HA HA God help us. The clashing of these egos is like two warrior titans, it's like Clash of the Titans! [no response] Clash...of the Titans.

Senator Stampingston

Gentlemen, Dethklok has taken the law into its own hands.

General Crozier

Preposterous!

Vater Orlaag

But they are well within their rights, General Crozier.

Senator Stampingston

World leaders are smart enough to know they need to keep Dethklok happy, and so they did just that.

Vater Orlaag

There is a purchase and thieving clause, that was backed by the United Nations this year, that allows Dethklok to act as a police force.

General Crozier

Just because the United Nations can be bought off doesn't mean it's right.

Vater Orlaag

It's not about right or wrong, General. At this point, it simply is.

Senator Stampingston

Nathan Explosion is now the governor of Florida!

Crozier

This is an outrage, how can we stop this?

Orlaag

Consider what the people would do, General.

Stampingston

I think it's time that we go to purple alert! [a purple light begins randomly blinking and a buzzer sounds whenver the light is shone]

My drug is still alive in the systems of the now sober, members of Snakes N' Barrells. I however, have a grave warning: There is a long-term side effect, a terrible and desructive side-effect. With enough stimulus, the drug living in their fat cells will ignite.

Stampingston

Spontaneous human combustion!

Not quite. Blue phosphorous snakes will shoot forth from the orifices of the users, and they will go mad with rage.

Orlaag

All of their orifices?

I'm afraid so...

Stampingston

Gentlemen, Dethklok has returned back to Earth and is on the verge of releasing a new record. General Crozier?

Crozier

In addition, Nathan Explosion has begun dating a fan.

Orlaag

Historically, dating a fan has proven to be catastrophic.

Stampingston

Yes. Here to speak more is Nathan Explosion Romance expert, Dr. Tormanbin McMildidindindin. Dr. McMildidindindin?

Nathan Explosion is cursed by love! In this case he is involved in the worst relationship known to mankind; he's begun seriously dating one of his wretched, mindless, fans. A lactic pathetic attempt to avoid intimacy. These fan elastic pretend relationships have the illusion of working, but when the celebrity wants out, the results can be quite dangerous.