Gentlemen, Dethklok has returned back to Earth and is on the verge of releasing a new record. General Crozier?
In addition, Nathan Explosion has begun dating a fan.
Historically, dating a fan has proven to be catastrophic.
Yes. Here to speak more is Nathan Explosion Romance expert, Dr. Tormanbin McMildidindindin. Dr. McMildidindindin?
Nathan Explosion is cursed by love! In this case he is involved in the worst relationship known to mankind; he's begun seriously dating one of his wretched, mindless, fans. A lactic pathetic attempt to avoid intimacy. These fan elastic pretend relationships have the illusion of working, but when the celebrity wants out, the results can be quite dangerous.
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