TV show quotes
"Space Invaders take Mudbath". Phone home to mother. We're celebrities. (Volitia turns the page in the Hotsheets) What's this? An item of even greater interest.
An advertisement?
An invitation. (it turns out to be an ad for the Tamosotronic Amplifier)
It slices, it dices...
It made us what we are today.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
Why? When we could have it now?
Sorry. I thought my head was gonna go scanner.
Uncle Sam wants you to put the President to bed and make sure the first kitty's litterbox is clean.
[holding a comic book] Can you believe humans actually read this junk!?
Sugarcoats the plight of aliens living on Earth, let me tell ya.
Tch! Funny books! They're a tissue of lies!
Yeah, you don't see me wearing a cape like... er... what's his name?
Oh, yeah. I know the guy. Leaps tall, and he's stronger than something or other, and, he's faster than something...
That's him. He lands on Earth and what does he get? Loving parents, good looks, a career in journalism, and babes.
And he does it all in a leotard!
Oh... Mui macho!
Why are we talking like he's real?
He's not?
Raiders got con-ed, and F-15, and a neutron bomb!
We got brains, brawn, and... Jack-be-nimble.
See Jack go.
Go, Jack. Go.
You trying to sauté us?
Gee, I don't see you cartwheeling us back to shore.
Space Demon went too far.
Pieces still don't fit, slick.
What!? The Space Demon practically confessed! He rubbed out Prey and Predeterminator because he's envious of his imitators. He did Etalffap because he couldn't take being roasted on national TV. And an hour after he told us how much he hated Astrotots, one of them got whacked!
[Agent L hears knocking on the Blackguard's bay doors]
Doesn't that door lead to... airless space?
Sensors reactivated. Look sharp, everyone. Sugar daddy's coming aboard.
"Sugar daddy"?
[Alpha appears]
Alpha, baby!
[Alpha stares at him]
Uh, sir!
You know, I've always wanted to be an astronaut.
You don't have the training, slick.
Neither did L. Till MIB gave it to her!
Don't get your head stuck in the clouds, ace. You're of more use to earth on earth.
(draws a frowny face) Don't get to drive, don't get to go into outer space...
Big difference between me and my bro: I like the sting!
You must have nine lives, K. Let's see if you have any left. [fires repeatedly on the ice below]
Good thing the guy's a lousy shot!
He's not aiming at us. Those plasma orbs will melt the ice cap.
And?
Flood half the planet.
Always so negative, K. Don't you think Nebraska deserves a beachfront?
It was bad enough sharing a bathroom with you!
Yeah, well would it kill you to brush your teeth once in a while!?
What are you doing here, Frank? Cafeteria's closed.
Ah, the just love to razz me. We're like family. Agent L, this is Veronica. My date.
Really? (shakes Veronica's hand) You know we do give free eye exams.
(growls at Agent L) (to Veronica) Uh, better keep moving.
Psychological counseling too.
Technology from nine different galaxies and MIB still can't make an alien suit that doesn't itch.
Steady, sport. If we don't convince this gang we're the new Pazzims on the block, an itch will be the least of your worries.
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