You know, I was thinking we could chill out a while, have a clam-bake, but no! Zed calls and there went my hula lesson.
S3 E4The Lost Continent Syndrome
CC
I'm free! I'm free! No more MIB! Keep paddling!
CSC's alien companion
Why don't you try paddling, bigmouth?
CC
Y... you can talk? TWO YEARS YOU HAVEN'T SAID A SINGLE WORD, AND YOU CAN TALK!?
CSC's alien companion
Couldn't get a word in inchwise.
CC
[laughs like a maniac]
AAlien
What? So now it is illegal to suntan?
KK
It is when you're wanted in three galaxies.
Join MIB. See the world. Become Mr. Limpet. They don't mention that part.
S3 E5The Way Out West Syndrome
KK
(reading the stone tablet on the statue) Tamed the Wild Wild West and rescued Baxter from ruin. (speaking to J) You give the sheriff any advice?
No.
KK
(reading the stone tablet on the statue) Sheriff V.T. "Slick" Clemens!?
Okay, maybe a few small pointers.
LL
If saving the world was easy, anyone could do it.
KK
We're on the job, pilgrim. Get in, get out, remain as inconspicuous as possible.
Not easy. We're gonna stick out like sore thumbs.
KK
Speak for yourself, tenderfoot. (gives his tie a slight pull and his entire suit transforms into a cowboy outfit)
(pulls his tie and nothing happens) Hey! Where are my duds!?
KK
Gotta plan ahead.
S3 E6The Mine, Mine, Mine Syndrome
[As silverfish swarm around her]
QBQueen Bug
Ah, well-wishers. Who says New Yorkers aren't friendly?
[The Emperor Worm uses a tape to try to learn English]
EWEmperor Worm's tape
The ants in France dance mainly without pants.
"The ants in France..." "The France in pants..." [Presses the fast-forward button]
EWEmperor Worm's tape
I am large and in charge.
I am large and in charge!
I demand you trick-or-treat me with respect! I am large and in charge!
QBQueen Bug
Guess what, chubbo? I'm larger! (bursts out of her schoolgirl disguise)
[J and the Emperor Worm have been captured by the Bugs]
You can take away our livestock, but you can't take away our forest fires!
[The Bugs stare at him in utter confusion]
W1Worm 1
We need a suite.
W2Worm 2
The bigger, the butter. Uh... better.
W1Worm 1
Fit for a king, actually.
HCHotel Clerk
I see. King bed. Double occupancy?
W2Worm 2
It's not for us.
W1Worm 1
(gestures in Emperor Worm's direction) It's for him.
(in his human disguise) Good aftershave from my big big bottom.
HCHotel Clerk
(looks awkwardly at the two worms)
W1Worm 1 & 2
He's from Minnesota/He's from Barcelona. (both look at each other) He's from Barcelona/He's from Minnesota. (both look at each other) He's from Jersey!
[Wakes up from his nap after hearing the bell ring]] K! J! What brings you here?
KK
Pair of insects.
We think they've been power shopping.
You check Bloomie's? They have a much larger selection. [K blows Jeebs' head off, then it grows back] When will I learn?
S3 E8The Lights Out Syndrome
W1Worm 1
We're taking a moonwalk?
W2Worm 2
We got the moves.
W3Worm 3
Check it out!
W4Worm 4
(Moonwalks) Michael Jackson, eat your heart out!
Blind, and you still saved the world.
KK
Couldn’t have done it without my partner.
True. So, maybe I earned a little quality time with the LTD?
KK
My thoughts exactly. Why don’t you start with a wash and wax?
What?! [J turns to the camera with a a disappointed look on his face]
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