EEdi
I'm not interested in doing this alone, J. I just... don't wanna make you look bad anymore.
Well... don't you worry about that. It's hard for me to look anything but good.
EEdi
[looks at J weird]
When I'm not wearing one of these.
S2 E7The Sonic Boom Syndrome
S2 E8The Bad Seed Syndrome
LL
Hmm. I shouldn't.
Get your grub on, girl. How often do we get to enjoy a spread like this?
UU
First Friday of every month. Morale boosting gatherings like these are why Zed's the top man.
Appretiate the inside scoop, U. Mmm. Can't wait to suck up this chow.
UU
I heard that.
KK
Slick?
Something's going down. I got a big ugly shrub in L's lab.
LL
(to Frank) You went into my lab!?
Thought the sign said "Lavatory". I was gonna bust!
S2 E9The Fmall Fmall World Syndrome
EFEmperor Fmerv
Beings of Earth! We are the Fmecks! Formerly of Planet Fmoo. Formerly because Fmoo was annihilated by a death ray. Which we had intended for the Arquillians. That's right. Though small by your standards, we are wholly capable of mass destruction! Ugh. I'm not sure about this copy.
DDirector
Cut! What's the problem, your highness?
EFEmperor Fmerv
Our own death ray backfired on us! Is that really something we want to advertise?
DDirector
I think the message we are trying to get across is that we are so ruthless that we'll even destroy the thing we love the most.
EFEmperor Fmerv
Whatever. The planet will be ours by the time this broadcasts anyway.
DDirector
Okay. Once more. From the top as written. And rolling!
EFEmperor Fmerv
Beings of Earth! We are the Fmecks! Formerly of Planet Fmo! (looks at paper) Fmo... Can I do that again?
FFmitch
Anybody see the professor?
FFmartin
Uh-uh.
FFmatthew
No, Fmitch.
FFmario
Un-un.
FFmelvin
How are we supposed to kidnap the guy if we don't even know what he looks like?
[the others all gasp]
FFmitch
!!... Don't question your squad leader, Fmelvin! Keep looking!
S2 E10The Black Christmas Syndrome
Frank! Wassup?
I'm freezing my tukus off here!
Merry Christmas. (leaves a present for Frank)
I'm Jewish.
DDrekk
And to all a good night!
Ye Merry Gentlemen in Black! That's what I'm talkin' about!
Santa Claus is back in town. That's what I'm talking about.
Wow. Keys. He he... The LTD?
KK
Executive washroom. Linen towels, cologne dispenser...
I'm touched...
(on his communication device) Need a clean-up. Something big, red, and fat went down a chimney. And it wasn't Santa.
S2 E11The Supermen in Black Syndrome
KK
The one that got away? Make sure it doesn't.
Mud pie. Can't wait to check out the filling.
Maybe you didn't notice, but I'm leapin' around like some... leapin' guy.
KK
I noticed.
And you look even more chisiled than usual.
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