Jeebs and Frank in “The Supermen in Black Syndrome”

[holding a comic book] Can you believe humans actually read this junk!?

Sugarcoats the plight of aliens living on Earth, let me tell ya.

Tch! Funny books! They're a tissue of lies!

Yeah, you don't see me wearing a cape like... er... what's his name?

Oh, yeah. I know the guy. Leaps tall, and he's stronger than something or other, and, he's faster than something...

That's him. He lands on Earth and what does he get? Loving parents, good looks, a career in journalism, and babes.

And he does it all in a leotard!

Oh... Mui macho!

Why are we talking like he's real?

He's not?