Agent L quotes from Men in Black: The Series

J

Raiders got con-ed, and F-15, and a neutron bomb!

We got brains, brawn, and... Jack-be-nimble.

J

See Jack go.

Go, Jack. Go.

J

You trying to sauté us?

Gee, I don't see you cartwheeling us back to shore.

Dak

Sensors reactivated. Look sharp, everyone. Sugar daddy's coming aboard.

"Sugar daddy"?

Dak

Alpha, baby!

Dak

Uh, sir!

What are you doing here, Frank? Cafeteria's closed.

Ah, the just love to razz me. We're like family. Agent L, this is Veronica. My date.

Really? (shakes Veronica's hand) You know we do give free eye exams.

(growls at Agent L) (to Veronica) Uh, better keep moving.

Psychological counseling too.

J

Since when is [Agent L] a field agent!?

Since 7:00 this morning.

J

But I thought...

N-nn. Still too green to be paired with a recruit.

J

Green!? Kermit the Frog is green! I'm...

Easy, partner. That's the chief you're mouthing off to.