HGHenry Goodson
Oh hey dad, what do you think of my new haircut?
AAnnouncer
"Meep! My Dad Says!" Because when you hear what comes out of his mouth.
BBoy
Do you know what happened to dad's old sweater?
[Road Runner is eating a pile of birdseed]
HHenry
The green one? Ya I gave it to the salvation army.
AAnnouncer
Your about to hit the road running.
HHenry
Looks like we got the place all to ourselves. What do you want to do?
GGirl
I got two words for you.
[the girl screams & jumps up]
HHenry
Dad! Can you make this any worse!?
[anvil falls on Henry's head]
AAnnouncer
"Meep! My Dad Says!"
[Road Runner sticks his tongue out and runs off]
[a ring lands in his wing] Hey! A ring! [flies off]
KKermit
Aw, but I'm the green one.
[ring lands in front of Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show]
MMordecai
A Green Lantern ring? I know where we're headed!
BBoth
Ooooooooooooooooooo-a! [Mordecai flies off]
RRigby
Huh? I guess it can only carry one at a time. I'll wait.
[ring lands in a pile of birdseed and the Road Runner runs up and eats it]
[Road Runner flies off and drops a glowing green anvil on Wile E. Coyote; scene cuts to Oa]
BBlu
Everyone, I've summoned you here to create a new Green Lantern CAW! Sorry, it's Corps. Green Lantern Corps. The point being, the love of my life is being held against her will. So I need you all to take the oath.
AAll
In brightest day, in blackest night,
Despite our shape, our size, our height,
We're birds who walk, which isn't right,
But starting now, we will take flight.
[All birds fly to planet Earth; scene cuts to Rigby, still waiting]
RRigby
Yep, should be coming for me any time now.
PPolice Officer
[pulls over the Road Runner] Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
PPolice Officer
Yeah, that's not a number. [handcuffs the Road Runner] You're coming with me. [sees Wile E. Coyote on a rocket and stops him] Stop it! You can't eat him. He's in custody. Sheesh. Also, there's no way that rocket is street legal. [handcuffs Wile E. Coyote] You're coming with me, too.
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