Spider-Man quotes from Mad

Spider-Man

[after hitting Charlie with a chair] Yeah, still not there yet. Still not there.

Spider-Man

[to Charlie during bridge scene] I said swing, not lie on the cement!

Spider-Man

Hey, everybody! These spiders are for Charlie! [jumps up and down, spiders fly everywhere, people screaming and ending the segment]

Spider-Man

Look out! It's Sandman! [stomps on a sand sculpture by mistake] Huh, guess that was just a sand sculpture. Nice job, kids.

Hi, I'm Charlie! [Spider-Man webs him] Hey, what are you doing?

Spider-Man

People don't know this, but I used to be a wallflower just like you. So I'm gonna teach you how to be a cool and confident wall crawler.