HGHenry Goodson
Oh hey dad, what do you think of my new haircut?
Meep Meep!
AAnnouncer
"Meep! My Dad Says!" Because when you hear what comes out of his mouth.
BBoy
Do you know what happened to dad's old sweater?
[Road Runner is eating a pile of birdseed]
HHenry
The green one? Ya I gave it to the salvation army.
Meep Meep!
AAnnouncer
Your about to hit the road running.
HHenry
Looks like we got the place all to ourselves. What do you want to do?
GGirl
I got two words for you.
Meep Meep!
[the girl screams & jumps up]
HHenry
Dad! Can you make this any worse!?
[anvil falls on Henry's head]
AAnnouncer
"Meep! My Dad Says!"
[Road Runner sticks his tongue out and runs off]
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