A character in Mad
Agent J
Mad · 342 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Mad: in 3 of its 342 quotes
Let's see, we got a DeLorean...
Yes!
But that's taken.
Oh.
There's a phone booth...
Alright!
But that's out, too. [Agent J groans] Looks like all I have is this!
A pocket Mr. T?
I made it to 1955!
Oh, sure. You get the DeLorean!
[the ice breaks for 27 years after Captain America threw him on purpose] Man, that was not cool! I mean, it was cold. It was just...you know what I mean.
Son, you just came out of a block of ice on top of a rocket ship. Nothing you say makes sense.
K, it's you! I mean, sounds like you; but if you look like a different... [Kay boards the rocket, becomes angry] you know what? I'm tired of this! I'm going back to a simpler time!
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