FFreddie
Please! Nobody panic!
EElmo
Who's panicking? This is just how we run. [screams]
BBBig Bird
Don't let him get me! I'm a one of a kind children's character.
(Big Bird is smashed by Clifford the Big Red Dog)
BBBig Bird
(smashed into the shape of SpongeBob): OK. I see your point.
OOscar
Uh oh. I'm getting out of here. (gets out of the trash can, revealing that he has shapely legs and everyone gasps) What, it's from my mother's side!
BBBig Bird
[a ring lands in his wing] Hey! A ring! [flies off]
KKermit
Aw, but I'm the green one.
[ring lands in front of Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show]
MMordecai
A Green Lantern ring? I know where we're headed!
BBoth
Ooooooooooooooooooo-a! [Mordecai flies off]
RRigby
Huh? I guess it can only carry one at a time. I'll wait.
[ring lands in a pile of birdseed and the Road Runner runs up and eats it]
[Road Runner flies off and drops a glowing green anvil on Wile E. Coyote; scene cuts to Oa]
BBlu
Everyone, I've summoned you here to create a new Green Lantern CAW! Sorry, it's Corps. Green Lantern Corps. The point being, the love of my life is being held against her will. So I need you all to take the oath.
AAll
In brightest day, in blackest night,
Despite our shape, our size, our height,
We're birds who walk, which isn't right,
But starting now, we will take flight.
[All birds fly to planet Earth; scene cuts to Rigby, still waiting]
RRigby
Yep, should be coming for me any time now.
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