Voiceover Guy quotes from Mad

[singing] ♪ The gum made for you from dead Pikachus ♪

The Curious Case of Benjamin Batman. Witness the magic that is the 20 minutes in the middle of this movie where Batman can actually do stuff!

Kirby's Star Tours. We knew what you meant, but how else are we gonna get your money?

Clifford's Notes. We'll be a well read kid thanks to the Big Red Dog. If he speaks his language, that is.

Eat-Ohs: What were they thinking?

From the makers of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close comes Extremely Far and Incredibly Blurry starring... [sees two people on a field] Who is that? Is that Tom Hanks? Is that you, Tom? [the two people wave at him] Oh, they don't both wave. They...I just...ah, forget it! Never see this movie lately.

Rental Floss 'cause all suckers buy! Although, seriously; floss is not that expensive.

♪ I wanna throw up, those kids are real rats ♪

This week at Toys "4" Brats, check out Baby Cutz-A-Lot.

(v.o.) That's gotta hurt.

LECTRO-Land playset.

(v.o.) Zowie!

Meat Farm.

(v.o.) Eww!

Skill Saw!

(v.o.) That's sharp!

And Play-Don't: Radioactive Gloop.

♪ So when you're swinging at kids, the way you're swinging at gnats ♪

The world's biggest rip-off!

It's time for Sports O'Clock with your host, Skip Schwartz!

Skip Schwartz, everybody! Let's go over all of today's scores! 14! 31! 56! 11! And, you won't believe this, 47! Unbe-Schwartz-able! Fans, this week's guest is basketball superstar LeBron James. LeBron, who is the toughest team you ever played against? Thank you, LeBron James! It's time now for Horn and Sirens! (horn and sirens) Let's take a look at the highlight of the night. That's gotta be a record! And speaking of explosions, let's take a look at the College Game Explosion of the Night! (explosion sound) That's gotta leave a mark! That pain in your head could only mean it's time to Circle the Wagons! Experts, tell the world who's going to win the Big Game. John?

Well...

Steve?

I...

Ron?

Odds are...

Slick? You can't argue with Slick. Thanks for tuning in, sports fans! Until next time, I'm Skip Schwartz... (explodes himself)

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On sale this week at Slop N' Shop: Mac and Sneeze. Fish Icks. Troll House Cookies. Goat Meal... and Jiffy Poop!

♪ Slop n' Shop, your favorite GROSS-ery store ♪

The 9-Voltron Battery now only the power of 9...

[rips up the screen] Who cares? I'm so juiced right now!

Bad Idea #211: Tug-O-Worm!

And, go! [the people pull the worm, worm explodes and green goo got everywhere]

Ew!

It's so stinky!

This was a bad idea!

Bad Idea #7: The Gastronaut.

This is one giant fart for me, and one giant fart also for me. [a spaceship crashes into him]

Have a nice day!

Sheriff RobaBobaLobo: Giving crime the reboot this fall!