Ariel quotes from Mad

[singing] Used to be a mermaid, now I'm just a girl-maid about to marry a prince. [walks into a church and sees Prince Eric about to marry Ursula, much to her surprise] (speaking) Eric! What are you doing!? You're supposed to marry me, not Ursula!

I'm sorry, Ariel. I just can't stand all your constant singing. I mean at first, it was endearing, but now it's just annoying. REALLY ANNOYING! In conclusion, I'd rather marry an evil witch.

Ugh! This is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me! [Ursula turns Ariel back into a mermaid] Nope. Actually, this is worse.

[laughing]

Uhh... I haven't even said anything yet.

[continues laughing as Ariel looks bored]

Ugh. Why can't I find true love? [starts singing] Oh boy! What's my problem?

[holds up some hamburgers] These are called ping waldies! I think they're for blocking out sound.

Eh, it's worth a shot. [he and the cast of New Girl stick the burgers in their ears]

[singing] Those MAD show folks. What a mess.

Hey! Who are you!?

[punches Flounder] That's who I am! Now where's Nemo!?

I have no idea!

[punches Flounder again, twice] Listen, someone captured Nemo, and if I don't get some answers, I'm gonna START BEATING PEOPLE UP!

Start!?

YEAH! START! [continues beating up Flounder]

Wait! Stop! I think I know who it was.

[laughs] This is the best day ever!

Alright, SquarePants! I hear you like catching things in nets! Have you caught a fish called Nemo lately!?

Nemo? How would I know? Wait a second, how are you breathing down here?

IT'S WHAT I DO! [leaves]

Ha! He's lucky he left. I would've taken care of... [Liam Neeson appears again and punches SpongeBob]