Buzz Lightyear quotes from Mad ... TV Quotes Database

BLBuzz Lightyear

To infinity... [rips the tent, cars run him over] Once again, Pixar was ruined by Cars.

LLotso

I'm afraid you know too much, Buzz.

BLBuzz Lightyear

You'll never get away with this, Lotso! Pixar movies are sad in the middle, and sometimes at the beginning, but never at the end!

(Lotso snaps his fingers. Big Baby comes in with a screwdriver)

BLBuzz Lightyear

Wait! What are you doing?!

LLotso

Hmmm. "Resetting your Buzz Lightyear."

(Big Baby removes the screws and is about to switch Buzz from "Play Mode" to "Demo Mode".)

BLBuzz Lightyear

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Buzz ends up being relocated in a bath tub, unconscious. Along sails a Fisher Price ship.)

BSBlue Sailor

Whoever he is, his batteries are gonna rust if he's left in the tub too long.

(Buzz has been lifted up into the sailors' boat and placed on a bunk.)

RSRed Sailor

Not bad for two guys with no arms.

BLBuzz Lightyear

' '[jumps up] Who am I?! [punches one of the sailors] I have no memory! [kicks the other] Who are you?! [then slaps him] What's my name?!

BSBlue Sailor

We don't know. It wasn't... on your underwear...

BLBuzz Lightyear

Oh, no! [pause] You checked my underwear?

KKen

Good to see you again, Buzz.

BLBuzz Lightyear

How do you know my name? Did you look at my underwear?!

WWheezy

Everything Ken told you was a lie!

BLBuzz Lightyear

Even the cake?!

WWheezy

No, the cake is real. And extremely rich!

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