Narrator quotes from Mad

And they all became toilet paper. The end.

Well, I guess I could say he want to get into basketball; so, really; I guess, uh...no. Never mind. There's no good way to spend this. [segment closes]

You love the characters from Toy Story 3 but here are some rejected ones. Speak "N" Swear...

How do you spell "house?

How the (bleep) should I know?!

Mr. Couch Potato Head...

(yawning) You guys rescue Buzz.

Baby Never Stops Crying...

(to Slinky Dog) If we don't find Andy before tonight - ah, I'm sorry, (referring to the crying baby) this is just... does... does he really need to be here?

Bizz the Friendly Fax...

What are we gonna do, Bizz?

(buzzing)

And Private Space!

HAH! I need a personal perimeter of five feet by five feet!

Toy Story 3, so many characters... but not these.

I'm led to believe that the man called "The Grinch" stole all your things and took off on a pinch. He cracked his whip on an antique sleigh, and knew the right codes to get out the same way.

You found all that out from the desk in his room?

Not really.

Said Cage.

I just watched the cartoon. (Pulls out a DVD of the cartoon)

When all of a sudden, a blanket of snow Covered the men from their heads to their toes. It was the Grinch himself, who arrived with the stuff.

You're lying!

He said.

And I'm calling you bluffs. From that story you told was sure to surmise, That the bandits you seek are really you guys. See, I found that old sled that I supposedly used To steal all the gifts from all of the Whos. But if memory serves, and the truth might just sting, It's you who has access to antique things. (points to Nicholas Cage) And that whipping you heard came from old Doctor Jones, While the code-meister here broke into your homes.

So Pooh decided to get some help from his very good friend Rabbit. (The screen goes to a page with Pooh going to Rabbit's house.)

No! I won't be doing that! (Punches Rabbit back in his house)

(groans)

But it's in the book!

Well, I called for some help outside the book.

[car breaks down] Pathetic.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And just as I was afraid, they all lift off the page and landed into other books.

Pooh into Where the Wild Things Are, Piglet and Tigger into The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Eeyore into--

Everybody Poops.

What are you doing here?

Um, we were just trying to get some honey.

Oh, why didn't you say so? We have some here.

Oh.....

I was gonna eat this, but there's plenty for everyone.

In this book too, 'cause as you know, even bees--

Poop....

And what you may ask happened to Dom? well he landed into a novelization of the movie, Cars.

I hear you've got a thing for chains and cars.

Ha, now you're talkin' my language.

No! This is why I hate books! [flies off the ramp, explodes and dies]