MMMickey Mouse
The Mickey Mouse Mouse Exterminator Service: This war is for you! [throws a grenade at the screen, explodes, turns white]
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Mickey Mouse
Mad · 342 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Mad: in 4 of its 342 quotes
Most scenes with: Cookie Monster (2)
Lines by Mickey Mouse 2
MMMickey Mouse
[the chandelier crashes onto them] But we weren't even zombies!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Scenes with Mickey Mouse 2
Dr. Allison Cameron Mouse, this patient has been sick for weeks.
[burping] Oh! Stomach hurt!
MMMickey Mouse
How many times have he tossed his cookies?
CVCount von Count
I will count the times! One, one puke! Two, two pukes! [lightning flashes] Three-- [Mickey swipes the number with the cane and pushes him against the wall] If you don't can it, you'll be counting the number of stitches I put in your face!
CVCount von Count
Ah, yes.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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ACDr. Allison Cameron
He's getting worse and these X-rays are baffling.
Me like cookies.
MMMickey Mouse
He's lying! And I'll prove it by adducing him to vomit.
ACDr. Allison Cameron
How will you do that?
(Mickey shows Allison Cameron a picture of Spencer Pratt.)
ACDr. Allison Cameron
Mouse, are you crazy?! You'll lose your license!
MMickey
Not before he loses his lunch.
Ohh! Me so sick of Spencer Pratt. [vomits on Mickey]
CVCount von Count
One puke! (More of Cookie Monster's barf flies) Two pukes!
[Count laughs then swallows some of the vomit]
CVCount von Count
Three pukes!
MMMickey Mouse
Just as I suspected! Broccoli. You've been eating vegetables and your body is rejecting them.
Okay, okay. Me try to eat healthier without anyone knowing. I mean, me Cookie Monster; not Veggie Monster.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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