Female Voiceover quotes from Mad

[choice selects Emma Stone or Ned Flanders] Our judges say Emma St-- oh. Looks like that wasn't a mustache after all!

Crate & Arrow: We've got crates and arrows, but the crates are holding the arrows. We don't sell them, so stop asking.

Money Diapers: another terrible product from Bad Ideas, Inc.

Ducks: all they really need is money.

Dads, on top of things since 2004.