Roger Sterling quotes from Mad Men

Don Draper

[to Pete Campbell] The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.

Roger Sterling

The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.

Don Draper

You don't really believe that.

Roger Sterling

Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.

Joan Holloway

Stop it.

I just wanted to let you both know how honored I am with this promotion.

Roger Sterling

Help yourself... not the Stoli.

Roger Sterling

It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy.

Don Draper

No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish.

Harry

It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, sounds right, smells right. But something's not right. What is it?

Roger

She's not Ann-Margret.

Paul Kinsey

He might lose his foot.

Roger

Right when he got it in the door.

Roger Sterling

I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.

Don Draper

How was it?

Roger Sterling

Average.

Roger Sterling

Peggy, can you get me some coffee?

Peggy Olson

No.

Lane Pryce

What about our other clients?

Roger Sterling

We have no other clients! If Lee Garner, Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

Roger

They don't seem to give awards for what I do.

Joan

And what is that?

Roger

[about Don] Find guys like him.

I'm gettin' this.

Roger

Why would you do that?

Sometimes a fella's gotta pick up the check.

Don

I slept last night for the first time in a month.

Roger

You slept? Really? You weren't smiling over the taste of shit that would be in everybody's mouth over breakfast today?

Pete

[about his small office] Where am I supposed to conduct business?

Roger

In the crapper for all I care.

Roger

[about Megan] Why don't you sing like that?

[about Don] Why don't you look like him?

Roger

[holds up a wad of cash] It's more than a thousand, Harry. That... is a month's salary. After taxes.

Harry

There's no window in there.

Roger

You could buy yourself a very beautiful picture of something to look at.