Harry Crane quotes from Mad Men

Harry

It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, sounds right, smells right. But something's not right. What is it?

Roger

She's not Ann-Margret.

Harry Crane

My mother-in-law says I look like Perry Mason.

Paul Kinsey

It's not a compliment. It means she thinks you're fat.

Roger

[holds up a wad of cash] It's more than a thousand, Harry. That... is a month's salary. After taxes.

Harry

There's no window in there.

Roger

You could buy yourself a very beautiful picture of something to look at.

Harry

"Broadway Joe on Broadway". Did anybody in this room think of that? I did.

Pete

What the hell is that?

Harry

It's $150,000 worth of incremental business I generated while solving a problem. And for what? So I can stand outside that door and watch you all in here?

Don

What did Dawn do?

Joan

Well, I'm almost positive...

Harry

Just keep listening to her, because she's a partner! You know what, I'm sorry my accomplishments happen in broad daylight, and I can't be given the same rewards.

Pete

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Harry

You know damn well! The next time this group is called to order, I expect to be sitting at this table. I've actually earned it.

Harry

I wouldn't bother you at home, but I've got good news!

Don

You finally found a hooker who'll take traveler's checks?

How do you go to sleep at night with those Manson Brothers running around?

Harry

...Manson Family.