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Mad Men · Season 3, Episode 6

“Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency” quotes from Mad Men

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“Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency” · Season 3, Episode 6

In this episode: Roger Sterling (2), Paul Kinsey (2), Don Draper (1), Joan Holloway (1)

JHJohn Hooker

Mr. Kinsey, you might want to shave your beard.

What? Who the hell are you people?

JHJohn Hooker

That was a joke.

You think there's something feminine about it? My father was the tallest, handsomest, vainest man in New York, and he got his nails done. He had his fourth coronary behind the wheel and hit a tree. The windshield severed his arm, and he was dead, so they never put it back on. In the casket he had one hand. The nails were perfect.

This is your brother. We don't know who he is yet or what he's gonna be. And that is a wonderful thing.

That's life. One minute you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.

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