Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.
“Long Weekend” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Roger Sterling (4), Don Draper (1), Pete Campbell (1)
You know what my father used to say? "Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face."
[to Pete Campbell] The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
[a few minutes later]
The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
You don't really believe that.
The president is a product. Don't forget that.
[after suffering a heart attack] All these years I thought it would be the ulcer. I did everything they told me, I drank the cream, ate the butter. Then I get hit with a coronary.
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