Lane Pryce quotes from Mad Men

Lane Pryce

So we finally have an answer to the question 'What makes Don Draper smile?' Five thousand dollars seems to be the number.

Lane Pryce

Mr. Hooker! I've been sacked. Please have my office and things put in storage at this address.

What's happened?

Lane Pryce

You're a sharp boy, you'll figure it out.

Lane Pryce

[Answers the phone to a call from London] Saint-John, how are you?

What in God's name is going on over there?

Lane

I think at this point it should be very clear.

You're fired. You're fired for costing this company millions of pounds. You're fired for insubordination. You're fired for lack of character!

Lane

[cheerfully] Very good. Happy Christmas!

Lane Pryce

What about our other clients?

Roger Sterling

We have no other clients! If Lee Garner, Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

Don Draper

We're going to the movies.

Lane Pryce

Do you think we should?

Don Draper

Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Lane

Three whiskey sours ought to do.

She's asking what you want, not how many you've had.

Put your home in order, either here or there. You will not live in between.

Lane

Yes sir.

Lane

England won the World Cup.

Roger

Cup of what?