Paul KinseySterling Cooper is positively Cro-Magnon. I have a friend - I'm not even going to say what agency - but all they do is smoke Mary Jane and play darts. And honestly, I think they're the best store on the street.
A character in Mad Men
Played by Michael Gladis
Mad Men · 308 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Mad Men: in 6 of its 308 quotes
Most scenes with: Peggy Olson (2)
Paul KinseySterling Cooper is positively Cro-Magnon. I have a friend - I'm not even going to say what agency - but all they do is smoke Mary Jane and play darts. And honestly, I think they're the best store on the street.
Paul Kinsey[after smoking marijuana] If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry.
I am hungry. It's just not worth moving.
Mr. Kinsey, you might want to shave your beard.
Paul KinseyWhat? Who the hell are you people?
That was a joke.
Paul KinseyHe might lose his foot.
Right when he got it in the door.
My mother-in-law says I look like Perry Mason.
Paul KinseyIt's not a compliment. It means she thinks you're fat.
I have to go to the printer.
Paul KinseyI know a nooner when I hear one.
You're disgusting.
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