Ken Cosgrove quotes from Mad Men

Ken Cosgrove

[after Joan bends over in front of the 2-way mirror] I wanna stand and salute that.

Ken Cosgrove

New York in August? It's like a great big hairy armpit museum.

Ken Cosgrove

Still working Campbell? There's no reason to show off... Cooper's in Montana, Sterling's in Jane and Draper's on vacation.

Ken

New York in August? It's like a great big melting wax museum. Nothing but those fat girls with the hairy armpits putting their feet in a fountain.

Peggy

Lane beat the crap out of Pete.

Ken

I can't believe he beat me to it.

Ken

Roger, I just wanted to let you know I won't be collecting severance.

Roger

You got another job? Good for you. But you're still entitled.

Ken

It wouldn't be right. My signing bonus from Dow is so big it feels like a second helping.

Roger

What the hell are you talking about?

Ken

See, I wasn't just Ed's son-in-law. They actually value their relationships.

Roger

Well, I suppose they need a guy in fertilizer.

Ken

I'm taking Tom Schaeffer's old post. Head of Advertising.

Pete

So, you're going to fire us.

Ken

No, it's going to be way worse than that. I'm going to be your client. And I hate to tell you, but I'm very hard to please. Until we meet again. [leaves]

Pete

Shit.