Amenadiel quotes from Lucifer

Amenadiel

I admire you.

Chloe

Oh, yeah?

Amenadiel

Yeah. You hit dead end after dead end, but you still keep on searching. Doesn't deter you. In fact, it only drives you to try harder.

Chloe

You make me sound like a sadist.[Amenadiel chuckles.]

Amenadiel

Men, women, they're all drawn to (Lucifer) because he pulls out people's desires. But what if the reason that they're drawn to him is because of that?

Chloe

So you're saying Lucifer... reflects people's desires back to them.

Amenadiel

Well, who wouldn't want to be with their greatest desire?

Chloe

Well, yes, I... I agree, but when I look at him, I-I-I don't see that. Which would mean...

Amenadiel

That you're the only mortal who sees him... for who he truly is.

Chloe

[gasps] So... So everything we shared and... Everything I was afraid was a manipulation--

Amenadiel

Is as real as it gets. You're not 'the gift', Chloe. That is.

Maze

I had two rocks when I was growing up. One sharp, one not. Take the sharp one and try to stab things. Take the dull one and try to make it sharp.

Amenadiel

That, um... That explains a lot.

Lucifer

Ooh, for example: Dad! Are you ever going to tell us why Hell suddenly doesn't need a warden any more?

I have a good reason.

Lucifer

Oh! It's a good reason! Well, that explains it. As always, super clear, thanks Pops.

Michael

What are you even complaining about, Lucifer? You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior.

Lucifer

[bitterly] Is that how you see it? Being forced to torture souls for hundreds of thousands of years was an 'attaboy'? Sure, I was King of Hell, but I was still in Hell. If that's not a poisoned chalice, I don't know what is! [Lucifer gets out of his seat] You have no idea what that was like, how easy you had it!

Michael

"Easy"? [scoffs] I spent my entire life in the worst kind of Hell there is.

Amenadiel

Luci, Michael, come on!

Lucifer

What could possibly be worse?

Michael

Sharing a face with you! Guess what? When your twin is the Lightbringer, turns out you have no choice but to live in the shadows!

Lucifer

We were dealt the same hand, the same face, the same bloody shoulders, except you had a chip on yours so big, you managed to self-actualise it! Oh, no, no, no! There's nothing wrong with him, don't be fooled! You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are!

Amenadiel

Luci!

Michael

Oh, I blame you plenty!

Amenadiel

Michael!

Lucifer

Of course you do, you petty little sh-

[booming] CHILDREN!

Lucifer

And there it is: the Old Testament Wrath. Wasn't sure you still had it in you.

Amenadiel

[calling from the other room] Lucifer!

Lucifer

[shouting] Would it kill you to knock?!

Amenadiel

[also shouting] Your door is an ELEVATOR!!

Lucifer

And the red river? The missing socks?

Amenadiel

All caused by our siblings' screwups.

Lucifer

[laughs] Unbelievable. Right, well, I should wake Chloe, tell her the world isn't actually ending.

Amenadiel

No, no, no, Luci, look. You heard Ella. Now if this continues to happen, it's gonna have a catastrophic domino effect. Apocalypse by a thousand paper cuts.

Lucifer

Just tell our siblings to stop.

Amenadiel

I tried. They don't take orders from me. I believe their exact words were, "You're not the God of us."