Eve quotes from Lucifer

Eve

People always forget... I didn't choose Adam. I was created for him. Turns out an arranged existence kind of takes the spark out of things. [sighs] We got along just fine, but I don't think he ever really loved me. Not the real me, you know.

Lucifer

It hurts, not being accepted for who you are.... I.. I would imagine.

Lucifer

Sorry I'm not up for more tonight.

Eve

Yeah. Where'd my fun Luce go?

Lucifer

I'm still fun. Just... caught me at a bad time is all.

Eve

I get it. Can't expect the Devil to suddenly make his life all about Eve. [both smile at the reference]

Amenadiel

Eve. What are you doing here? Did you hurt Lucifer?

Eve

Only when he asked me nicely.

Eve

"Maze"? As in "Mazikeen of the Lilim"? Oh. Oh, wow. I am so grateful to you. I mean, this world is full of dumbass rules. You know, "No drugs for breakfast!" or 'Put on some clothes!". But you. For years, you've been the keeper of Lucifer's devilish flame. He just forgot to mention you were so damn hot.

Maze

[to Lucifer] I like her.

Eve

I'm not angry. I mean, I was. But then I had a lot of time to think. And I realize I used to be just like you, with Adam. I wanted Adam to love me so badly that I devoted myself to becoming something I wasn't. In order to please him. I wanted to be Adam's ideal woman. But then I realized something. I was never going to be Adam's ideal woman because, spoiler alert, I'm not Lilith. I'm me. Yeah, I spent so much time trying to be whatever Adam wanted me to be that I never once stopped to think what I wanted, who I'd been all along. Guess who helped me figure that out?

Lucifer

If it's not me, then this is a terrible story.

Lucifer

[Showing Eve the station] Oh, that's Daniel. He's a douche again.

Eve

Oh. Shall we punish him, too?

Lucifer

Believe me, his existence is punishment enough.

Trixie

['interrogating' Eve] Where do you live?

Eve

Here.

Trixie

Where are you from?

Eve

Far away. I came here for Lucifer.

Trixie

Keep the commentary to yourself, lady. Have you ever been married?

Eve

Yes. It didn't work out.

Trixie

How come?

Eve

We weren't right for each other.

Trixie

What do you do for work?

Eve

I don't. Pretty much just get to be me.

Trixie

Well,... that's kinda cool. What's your favorite color?

Eve

Red, what's yours?

Trixie

I'm asking the questions.

Lucifer

Would you excuse me whilst I do something less mind-numbingly boring like, uh, color-sort my suits?

Eve

Tonight, a friend helped me realize that...[sighs] I'm great. No. You know what? I'm awesome. And... I deserve to be treated well.

Lucifer

You're right. And you are... so much more than awesome, Eve. You have a light inside you that brightens the world, and a smile so infectious that it captures the heart of anyone lucky enough to see it. And I'm sorry for the way that I've treated you lately. You don't deserve that.

Eve

[to a mortally-wounded Father Kinley] You... You can... you can deliver the message. This is your way of stopping the prophecy. When you head down there, you tell them to come and get their king, okay? You tell them to come and help me save Lucifer!

[sputtering] Why... why would you think... I'm going to Hell?

Eve

Just a hunch. [Kinley dies]