Chloe Decker quotes from Lucifer

Chloe

Why would Destiny Page (a pop singer) be calling a nun at a convent that she wants to buy?

Amenadiel

[mildly enthused] Well, her latest album was a testament to a new-found faith, and the one that she's working on now is supposed to continue in that vein.

Amenadiel

Please don't tell Lucifer.

Chloe

Your secret's safe with me.

Amenadiel

I admire you.

Chloe

Oh, yeah?

Amenadiel

Yeah. You hit dead end after dead end, but you still keep on searching. Doesn't deter you. In fact, it only drives you to try harder.

Chloe

You make me sound like a sadist.[Amenadiel chuckles.]

Amenadiel

Men, women, they're all drawn to (Lucifer) because he pulls out people's desires. But what if the reason that they're drawn to him is because of that?

Chloe

So you're saying Lucifer... reflects people's desires back to them.

Amenadiel

Well, who wouldn't want to be with their greatest desire?

Chloe

Well, yes, I... I agree, but when I look at him, I-I-I don't see that. Which would mean...

Amenadiel

That you're the only mortal who sees him... for who he truly is.

Chloe

[gasps] So... So everything we shared and... Everything I was afraid was a manipulation--

Amenadiel

Is as real as it gets. You're not 'the gift', Chloe. That is.

Chloe

[referring to the victim] Okay, Ella, what do we have?

Ella

BlueBallz.

Lucifer

You, too?

Lucifer

Good morning, Detective.

Chloe

Good morning.

Lucifer

Are you cold?

Chloe

Cold? No, why?

Lucifer

Odd. Given that Hell was supposed to freeze over.

Chloe

[laughs] Right, 'cause I said that I wouldn't have sex with you until Hell... Yes, yes, you think you're very funny.

Lucifer

Oh, I know I'm very funny. [kisses her]

Chloe

Because you're vulnerable around me, I sometimes forget how strong you are. How powerful.

Lucifer

Less and less, as you're well aware.

Chloe

Feeling human, feeling weak, having to rely on other people, it must be so hard, so scary for you.

Lucifer

[scoffs] I suppose what I call powerlessness is what everyone else calls a Tuesday.

Chloe

How'd you find out (about Lucifer's true nature)?

Dan

[slightly agitated] I saw him that night. With Amenadiel and Charlie. I came back and I saw his... his freaky scary-ass red face!

Lucifer

Well, I'm not particularly fond of your face either, Daniel, but you don't see me trying to kill you.

Chloe

You know (Michael) taps into people's fears. And yeah, I... Yes, I guess a part of me is afraid.

Lucifer

Of what?

Chloe

Um... Afraid that you don't... feel the same way that I feel about you.

Lucifer

What?

Chloe

And... the last thing I want to do is push you into saying something you don't want to, but I know you can't lie. So just tell me, is that... why you haven't said it back?

Lucifer

Haven't said what back? [slowly realizes] Oh. I... But Detective, I.... It's... it's complicated.

Chloe

[sniffs] All right.

Lucifer

No, I-I-I mean,.... Detective, I do, of course I do. It's--

Chloe

[mildly] Right, right.

Lucifer

No, Dete-- Chloe. I... [works up the nerve] I lo--

Chloe

[referring to the victim] Hey, Ella. You wanna catch Lucifer up?

Ella

Oh. Sure. [dramatically serious] So, it was the fourth quarter. It had just hit the two-minute warning. Cathedral High's down by three. But, they've got possession. Cheerleaders--

Chloe

Do you wanna [coughs] just skip to the --

Ella

--flag on the play. Right. Well, poor Steve Rockwell here dropped dead at the fifty-yard line.

Chloe

Everyone thought he died of a heart attack, but Ella figured out he was murdered.

Ella

Yeah. Someone [holds up an evidence bag] wet his whistle with poison.

Lucifer

That blows.

Ella

[smiles] Nice.

Chloe

Where were you last night at 8:00 p.m.?

Giving a reading... to a programming exec... at Fox.

Lucifer

Oh, good luck with that.

Lucifer

Well. Hello, Chloe.

Chloe

[laughs] Still not used to you calling me that.

Lucifer

[discussing taking Chloe with him to Hell] No, no, no, this is a terrible idea. Worst I've heard since some genius decided to cancel Bones.

Chloe

Why?

Lucifer

Oh, where do I start? That show was the perfect combination of procedure and banter--

Chloe

No, I mean, Lucifer, I'm talking about me going down to Hell.

Lucifer

Oh.

Lucifer

I, Lucifer Morningstar - the Devil - have returned to rule as God Almighty. And it's all thanks to one woman. A woman with the mind of a genius, the patience of a saint. A woman I adore with all of my heart. The greatest therapist the world has ever known: Doctor Linda Martin, MD, PSYD, PhD, MA, MFIL, Master in Science, Master in Technology, Master of the Universe, Ma-

Lucifer

[voiceover] This is preposterous! [we see Lucifer and Chloe reading Linda's manuscript, revealing that it was all from Linda's book] I mean, socks with sandals?

Dr. Linda Martin

What? Your Dad wore them!

Chloe

Linda, is this what you really think happens?

Dr. Linda Martin

I don't know what's going to happen! I've been the therapist to the Devil for the last five years, and I still couldn't get him ready to be God! [pauses] I'm a failure. So I wrote a fake ending to make myself feel better.

Maybe that's the real reason I came back in time. So you could help me.

Chloe

So that you can help everyone. Every Dan down in Hell who deserves another chance.

Lucifer

Well,... Well, I suppose I do know what it's like to fall. And also to rise. [realizing] Oh, you cheeky bastard.

Chloe

Who?

Lucifer

My Dad. He said I'd figure it out, and I did. When He said Hell no longer needs a keeper, it doesn't. It needs a healer. Chloe... I think I finally found my calling!