Lucifer Morningstar quotes from Lucifer

Lucifer

Maze always turns up eventually. She's like a bad penny... in tight leather pants.

Lucifer

You tell me not to ravage suspects in front of you. Now I can't do it behind your back either? I mean, make your mind up, detective?

Lucifer

"Judgment Day"? People should really be careful how they use that phrase. It isn't actually due for another couple of years.

Lucifer

Yes, my first startup was a sex club, actually. Little place called "Eden." Perhaps you've heard of it.

Lucifer

Oh, come on, who doesn't love a sex party? Then again, if you're me, every party's a sex party of sorts.

Lucifer

Oh, gosh, I detest cats. Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat. Open a bag of excrement in your house. Cat.

Lucifer

Remind me at some point to give you a refresher on the meaning of loyalty.

Lucifer

(to Dan) Look, people like you. they find you helpful, like duct tape or a trusty socket wrench. I want you to teach me your secret. I want you to show me how to be a tool.

Lucifer

Actually, there is something that's been bugging me, Detective. Do you mind if I play the me's advocate for just a second?

Lucifer

Dr. Linda had a crash course on celestial beings. It only melted her brain for about a week.

Lucifer

Doctor, this is my mom in a disturbingly hot body.

Lucifer

Consider me an emotional jockstrap for the Decker family jewels.

Lucifer

Oh! To Love Is to Die. Impressive work. I mean, to be a man playing a woman playing a man. It's absolutely dizzying. [off Chloe's look] What? Should I have said "spoiler"?

Lucifer

It's no fun when they torture themselves.

Lucifer

Rest easy. I'm not a thief. Your valuables are untouched. Unless, of course, you consider your wife a "valuable". In that case, I've touched her several times. Twice this morning.