Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1
[Jumba returns and shrinks Stitch to his normal size to fight Shortstuff]
I know I could use some practice, but if you need a substitute evil genius again, I...
Oh, no! You are like 626, best made for one true purpose.
You mean being a high-ranking official in the Galactic Alliance?
No, I mean disguising self like ugly Earth female! [laughs] "Official!"
Hey, look. Lilo's back with her little tiny friend.
He's not tiny. He's just right.
Perfecto!
That's so sweet! Now get to the back of the line! We're gonna on the ride before you!
OK, next! [sees Lilo and Stitch] Oh, hey, little miss! Come on in. You know you brought me the most popular ride in the carnival.
[Mertle is shocked that Lilo and Stitch go on the ride, which is really Shortstuff]
[Lilo and Stitch find Pleakley watching TV]
What are you watching?
America's Gushiest Home Love Stories. Love-crazed Earthlings send in homemade video documentation of their absurd courtship rituals. It's absolutely fascinating!
Blah! Love icky!
Ah, come on, Stitch. You gotta believe in love.
Lilo's right. Just you wait. Someday, you'll find another little monster who shares your likes and dislikes. Who finds your little quirks just oh-so adorable.
Ah, kachaka!
[Stitch finds Angel, but is love-struck by her beauty]
Stitch, what's the matter?! She's a nasty one! Grab her before she eats us!
Naga. Tee bokany ba boojiboo! [Angel lovingly licks him]
She's no boochiboo! She's one of Jumba's evil experiments!
Naga! Tee bokany ba boojiboo!
[Angel sneaks back into Gantu's ship]
Hello, hotcakes! I thought you went the whole "captured-by-the-little-girl-and-turned-good" route.
Ha! Shows how much you know! She's right on schedule.
"On schedule"? You mean, you actually planned all this? The whole chase? Losing the experiment? You slipping on the coconuts and falling on your keister? All of it?!
Well, the keister part was... improvised. All is going according to plan. The trog's household is infiltrated and Jumba's database compromised. Contact with the other repurposed experiments begins... tomorrow!
[Angel smiles evilly]
[Lilo learns that Angel's song turns experiment evil and hearing it in reverse reverts them back to good; Angel feels guilty for Stitch about to beaten by the experiments turned evil, so she sings her song backwards to revert them back to good and helps them escape]
Stitch! What happened to Angel? Bet you had to use your super strength to do her in!
Naga. Angel save Stitch. [Angel comes out]
No kidding?
Gotta believe in love!
Gantu! I'm sending Experiment 010 back to you! He's driving me bananas!
No! Please! I--
And no fishy-lip whining or complaining or making with the "Please, don't send it back!"
But-- Very well.
You do have fishy lips, you know.
[Lilo and Stitch capture 010 after it cleans up the beach]
Little girl and 626, meet Experiment 010.
I'm naming him Felix... because on TV, all neat freaks are named Felix.
Aloha, neat freak. [hugs Felix]
You should've seen him cleaning up that beach. He was all "voop, voop, voop!" and "poop, poop, poop!" with his nose!
Nose?! Ha! Is not just rodementary O-factoring device. He is sophisticated biosystem of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents. 010 has threefold duty: 1. Automatically tidy up all messes. 2. Digest process all garbage and trash. And 3. Antisceptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
So he's hung up on dirt, just like Nani and Pleakley.
I heard that! You're talking about me! [sees Felix] AAAHHHH!! Mele kiliiki maaka! Another monster in the house?! No, no, no! I forbid it!
But Felix is just like you. You two would probably get along great.
Are you kidding? It's nothing but a walking sack of Jumba's evil geniusness. It's dangerous!
Jumba, he's not dangerous, is he?
If I am remembering correctly, 010 cannot tell difference between dirt for cleaning up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone. But I'm quite certain a fixed that looooong ago. Yes, now little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest Earth fly.
[Unbeknownst to the other characters, Felix shoots a laser out of his nose, vaporizing a fly]
Dirty!
[Pleakley has grown attached to Felix ever since he cleaned up the house]
Laundry pressed and starched, linoleum buffed to a blinding polish. Ah, it doesn't get any better.
Pleakley, your "soulmate" just threw out my collection of seashells that look like presidents.
Salty sea junk? Who cares?
And it chucked out Stitch's bed!
Worm-eaten pineapple crate? So what?
I have been working on cure for pesky Earth viruses. Has anyone seen my petri dish cultures?
Care for the common cold? Better off without out!
[Felix comes in and sniffs Pleakley's sewing machine]
Dirty!
[smug] Trashy old sewing machine? Who needs it?
Yeah. Just a heap of scrap metal... [snaps out of it] WAIT!!! That's not trash! It's retro! IT'S RETROOOOO!!!!
[Felix sucks up the sewing machine through his nose and shoots into the trash]
[Felix has Lilo, Stitch and Jumba trapped in their own house]
Uh-oh. I am just remembering: I did not fix flaw in 010's programming.
[sarcastically] Great. Now you remember. So what was the flaw?
Logic problem in 010's third function: anticeptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth, which is what he sees us as. Filthy huge germs to anticeptisize.
That's something like taking a bath, right?
Yes, like taking a bath. The last bath you'll ever take!
[Lilo gasps in fright]
Dirty, dirty, dirty!!!
[Jumba has just finished making modifications on Felix]
Presenting 010.2, the upgrade. Reversed polarity, so is no longer obsessively neat.
Well... Let's try him out. [pours some cereal on the floor]
Oh, what price science.
[chuckles] See? No reaction at all to big mess-making.
[Lilo smashes the cereal by jumping on it; Felix hops over to the mess and takes a deep breath]
Hey, what's he doing?
I'm evil genius, not fortune teller.
[Felix blows the mess with his nose, making an entire mess of the kitchen]
Now Felix in an Oscar, a total dirt freak!
Dirty, dirty, dirty! [Stitch shoves him into a container]
Interesting. Perhaps I have reversed polarity tiniest bit too much.
Gee, ya think?!
[Gantu has just finished cleaning up his ship]
There, finally got the place clean.
Uh-uh-uh! You missed a spot! The entire kitchen!
[sighs, notices a wrapped box outside the ship] Say... [pulls out the tag] "Best wishes from Lilo and Stitch." [opens the box to reveal Felix] Experiment 010! You're back! We never should've let you go!
[Gantu takes Felix into the ship]
625, look, it's-- Hey, what's he doing?
I don't know, but I don't like it.
[Felix messes up the ship]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Pleakley has contracted Experiment 222 in his body while eating breakfast cereal, causing him to break out in purple spots and burp uncontrollably]
Oh, the pain, the torment, [burps] the acid reflex. Help me....
Pleakley?! What happened to you?
[sniff's Pleakley's feet] Ah! Stinky!
Wow. You're covered in purple pimples.
And my eye's swelled, and I'm burping uncontrollably.
[thinks a bit] No problem. We'll fix you.
[she and Stitch leave the room and come back dresses as surgeons]
Okay, we're ready!
[nervously] Ready? [burps] Ready for what?
To operate!
[pulls out a chainsaw] Tooki bah wah bah!
[after losing Gantu at the medical clinic, Lilo, Stitch, and Pleakley return to their house]
Okey-dokey. Is simple plan. I use reducer ray to shrink 626 to microscopic teeny-tiny size. Then pilot ex-buggy inside Pleakley and capture 222.
Hey, how'd you get the buggy in here?
Oh, simple: cup opener- It's not important. What is important is...
THAT I DRIVE!!!
You make joke! This is no job for to little girl!
Yana poola! Ichi boh boh!
Lilo drives.
YAY!!
Oh, you're gonna let the little girl drive around MY INSIDES?!?
What could I do? There is no arguing with "ichi boh boh", hmm?
[Lilo and Stitch defeat Gantu by making him contract Poxy]
Amazing! You've finally caught an experiment!
I didn't want to catch it like this. These pimples itch! How come you're not sick?
Chicken soup salad sandwiches!
Can I have one?
Sorry. Outta bread again.
I hate this planet.
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