I hope people will come and stay here. Nani could really use the money.
We have our rooms filled this weekend so you could just relax. Now when I say, "relax," I mean, help me arrange these magazines!
S2 E14Spats (Experiment 397)
[A shuttle bus carrying the Proud family onboard arrives at the Bed & Not Breakfast]
[seeing the bus approaching] Pleakley, the other guests are here.
OOscar
[steps off the bus and yells angrily at the driver] Next time, why don't you try to hit every pothole?!
Aloha, Mr. Proud. Welcome to Kauai. [puts a lei necklace on around him]
OOscar
[to his wife] Look at this, Trudy. Ain't been here five minutes, and they're already tryin' to sell me stuff.
TTrudy
Oscar, its Hawaiian hospitality. Aloha.
Interstingly, "Aloha" is Hawaiian for "Everybody must be quiet. Shh."
SMSugar Mama
[loudly] What's Hawaiian for "Where's the bathroom?!"
Aloha. [puts a lei necklace on around Penny after she's the last person to step off the bus] I'm Lilo, and this is my dog, Stitch.
Aloha, Lilo. I'm Penny Proud. That's a cute… Uh, dog, did you say?
You're gonna love Kauai. There's tons of fun stuff to do.
Yeah. Oh, but I have to write an article for my school paper while I'm here. That won't be much fun.
I think you'll be very happy with the customized relax and wrestle package we put together for you.
Relax and wrestle?
Oh, yes. The Prouds are here to see Wizard Kelly's smack-up throwdown Hawaiian style, y'all.
OOscar
I should've known Wizard Kelly put us up in a 2x4.
I'm sorry you lost your luggage. You can borrow these until you get your stuff back.
[realizing] My notebook was in there! How am I supposed to finish my article?! Oh, man!
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 397 activated. Primary function: argument instigator.
An argument starter. I will capture this one.
6625
No, you won't.
Yes, I will.
6625
No, you won't.
Yes, I will.
6625
Hey, we already argue fine. You don't even need it.
Yes, I do!
6625
No, you don't.
Now you're just being silly.
6625
No, I'm not.
[While Oscar and Trudy lay out on a hammock and kiss, Experiment 397 appears and zaps them both, causing them to start arguing]
OOscar
Why you giving me that ugly look?!
TTrudy
Me ugly?! Your face is so ugly, it could make onions cry!
OOscar
Well, when I look at you, I cry!
TTrudy
Ok, I'm out of here!
OOscar
Good! Your hips are taking up all the room!
CMr. Cooper
Mr. Jumba, I came here to find, ahh, peace, and shh, quiet.
But, Mr. Cooper, sir… [Experiment 397 zaps both him and Mr. Cooper, causing them to argue] Would be more quiet if you closed your big mouth!
CMr. Cooper
What?! You will treat me with respect, sir!
Will not! [covers Mr. Cooper's face with barbecue sauce]
What happened while we gone?
I'm sure everything is fine.
[Experiment 397 appears in front of them and follows the others]
Ekata!
Please tell me that's just what a cat looks like on Kauai. [catches up with Lilo and Stitch as they run up to the house] Hey, wait up! I thought you were gonna show me the blowhole after lunch!
Uh, change of plans. Maybe you should write an article about catching that cat?
I can't change it now. My articles is about a Hawaiian vacation.
It'll all work out if you just roll with it. I promise.
[finds Experiment 397 on Jumba's computer] Here he is, Stitch. "Experiment 397: Invented to start people arguing."
[concerned] Why would anyone invent that?
I guess when people are fighting, they don't notice someone else taking over their planet.
Oh, I never thought of that.
If you think like an evil scientist, it makes perfect sense.
Well, did he invent a way to stop people from arguing?
That wouldn't be evil.
[Experiment 397 zaps at Mrs. Hasagawa giving a woman some of her mangoes, Luki giving a shave ice cone to a customer, and Mary and Charles, causing them all to start arguing]
HMrs. Hasagawa
What do you mean, my mangoes aren't fresh?!
LLuki
What do you mean, my shave ice isn't fresh?!
What do you mean, getting fresh with me?!
But dear, it's our honeymoon!
Well, it's goodbye service industry for us. We got a terrible review!
S2 E15Heckler (Experiment 322)
Oh, no! Heckler's back!
[At the last scene]
At least I finally got myrtle to come to the charity dinner. (to Nani) Sorry I made fun of your hippo hips.
No problem.I love my hips, potato nose.
S2 E16Wishy-Washy (Experiment 267)
CComputer
Experiment 267 activated. Primary function: granting wishes.
Granting wishes? Of all the experiments I've never caught, this one holds the most promise!
S2 E17Phoon (Experiment 540)
CComputer
Experiment 540 activated. Primary function: generates devastating wind blasts.
6625
You hear that? This guy's an even bigger wind bag than you, Gantu.
S2 E18Bugby (Experiment 128)
(seeing Lilo’s bug city, Bugopolis) Look! Is tiny city full of creeping and crawling thingies.
Maybe they’d like a gravel muffin. (drops a gravel muffin onto Bugopolis)
Hmm. You squished three bug city blocks.
S2 E19Shush (Experiment 234)
Mrs. Hasagawa's dating, and her first name is "Lynne."
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