Sara Lance quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Sara

Ava, you are my love. And Mick, you are my family. And it would mean the world to me if both of you would try to get along. [whispers to Ava] Please.

Sara

So, I was thinking... maybe you two could find some common grounds. [Ava chortles] For example, Ava, you love to read. Mick here is an author.

Ava

Oh? Well, that's something. Though I'd be shocked if his novel wasn't sexist and derivative.

Mick

It is.

Sara

Okay. Well, Mick, you love to eat. Ava is a fantastic baker. She makes one mean snickerdoodle.

Mick

Fancy sugar cookies.

Ava

Snickerdoodles are actually completely different. It's a cream of tartar base, but --

Mick

Garbage cookies.

Ava

That's rich, coming from a man who's so lacking in personal hygiene that he had to resort to sleeping with a three-breasted alien sex toy.

Mick

Well, at least Garima isn't a clone.

Ava

[tightly] Only I get to use the C-word.

Sara

Too far, Mick. Too far.

Mick

Why do you get to have a fake girlfriend and I don't? [gets up and starts walking out of the room.] Clone.

Ava

Dick.

Constantine

And the worst part? It didn't even make a bloody difference. I was a fool thinking I could outrun this fight flying around with you lot.

Sara

Yeah. We tend to fly directly into fights. But, we do it together. And we have your back.

Constantine

Well, as long as you know what you're getting yourself into. Because a demon like Neron, he doesn't just wanna win. He wants to win to the cruelest possible way.

Mona Wu

I'm telling you, the men in black are behind all of this. They're framing me so they can keep hurting the magical creatures.

Zari

Hurting them how?

Mona

I don't know. But Konane was terrified when they came for him. I was just trying to help him.

Sara

Mona, we saw the security footage, and... there were no men in black. Just you.

Mona

Well, they must have altered the footage to hide the truth. I'm like Mulder, and those guys are the shadow government covering their tracks! It's a conspiracy! The truth is out there!

Ray

Okay. Okay, Fox. Okay, Fox, take a breath.

Constantine

Not to bother you, but we've lost the ship, drugged the President, and I'm stuck in the back with her (Mona). Now what are we gonna do?

Sara

We are going to Disney World!

Mick

Noooo. Haven't we been tortured enough?

Mick

It's a roach.

I've been bugged.

Constantine

This is an agent of Maat, the goddess of truth in the Egyptian pantheon. You see, the creature, it feeds off lies. And whoever eats that has nothing but truth left to tell.

Sara

No wonder it found its way to Nixon. You must have been a feast.

Sara

Look, I just, I don't know how to convince everybody that everything's okay when I'm not okay.

Constantine

Well, you know, if we were in each other's shoes right now, then you'd be giving me some rubbish speech about how "you don't have to shoulder the burden myself when I have friends around me to help me carry it". Not that I believe you for a second, but... that doesn't mean it's not true.

Sara

Thanks. Even if you're just lying to make me feel better.

Constantine

Oh, I definitely am. Hope it worked, though.

Mona

[after sniffing Zari] I think my sense of smell has improved because of Wolfie, and you smell exactly like... Nate.

Zari

No, I don't.

Mona

It's definitely Nate! Nate and something else. [sniffs] Arousal?

Zari

No, I don't. I mean, Nate, that would be wrong and–

Sara

He likes you. [off Zari's look] He confessed it when he swallowed the truth bug.

Zari

We're so not passing the Bechdel test right now.

Sara

It's okay to talk about guys sometimes.

Sara

Look, I've never really thought that much past tomorrow. Ava, with my past, planning anything for the future is just... feels like tempting fate. And I convinced myself that I like it that way. Until you came along.

Ava

You just freaking came to purgatory for me. How's that for giving the middle finger to Fate?

Sara

Look, Z. Sometimes for the good of the relationship, you have to put yourself outside of your comfort zone. For instance, I am going to read five hundred pages of some trashy novel by tonight for Ava. And look, with Neron gone, now's the time for us to get our personal lives into order. I will help you.

Zari

Please don't.

Sara

Relationship. Expert.

Sara

[reading] "Cards to Save the Timeline," a team building card game by Ray Palmer.

Mick

Ugh, I miss hating him.

Sara

Do you remember that night we all met, standing up on that rooftop and Rip told us that we were gonna be "legends"?

Mick

Hmm. Embarrassing. You know what? We're the last of the originals.

Sara

Weird.

Mick

[low] Yeah, weird.

Sara

[looking at a picture of the original team from "The Magnificent Eight"] The Legends were different back then. We were different back then. Look, I know that book convention was important to you, and I'm really glad that you got to go.

Mick

I'm glad you have Ava.

Sara

Thanks. Guess we're growing up. Hopefully not growing apart.

Gideon

We're running on very low reserve power. The odds of us successfully pushing through the avalanche above us are 3,720 to 1.

Sara

Never tell me the odds, Gideon.

Sara

Ava! You okay?

Ava

It's a long story, but Gary took over the Bureau. He "nip"-notized everyone.

Nate

Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that.

Mick

The germ turned.

Ava

I am so sorry, Gary. I took you for granted. I never, ever should have let you do my dry cleaning or work overtime without pay. I mean, that's illegal, anyway. I'm so sorry.

Mick

I still want to kill you. [Gary gulps]

Sara

Gary. When Rip first recruited the Legends, he picked the people that were insignificant to history. The original losers. You don't have to be cool to be a Legend. And maybe we forgot that somewhere along the way, but... you are one of us.

Zari

Uh, guys, I feel that would've worked a little bit better with the real Trinity.

Sara

Yeah, well, I asked and they said [looks at Nate] "Hard pass".

Nate

[sheepish] We shoulda done the crossover.

Sara

Yeah.

Sara

All right, Time bros --

Ava

And Time ladies.

Charlie

And Time monsters

Mona

And Gary?

Sara

As I was saying: Legends... our work here is done. Gideon, fire up the ship! It's time to hit it.