Sara Lance quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Ray

I've triangulated the timequake to 1917, St. Petersburg, Russia. Let's go and shrink the problem.

Nate

[Sara grimaces] Not good.

Ray

I'm developing a catchphrase?

Gideon

Executing time jump now.

Sara

No! Gideon, we're not taking a film crew to... [watching the transition through time] ...Imperial Russia. Yeah. Great. This is great, Ray.

Nate

All right, Legends, put on your babushkas because we are rushing into Russia.

Sara

And now you're copying my thing.

Nate

Totally. I just got really excited.

Ray

Look, Sara, we're really sorry. We thought we could make things easier for you by taking this off your plate.

Sara

And risking your own necks. Look, I already have one dead friend on my plate. I'm good there. And you know, none of you self-absorbed mega stars even bothered to ask me how I was doing.

Ava

Look, Sara, I told them not to mention Oliver, okay? I thought you wouldn't want to be reminded.

Sara

Reminded? What, did you think that I could just forget that my friend died?

Ava

No, I - look, I know things have been crazy around here.

Sara

Crazy around here? You still have no idea what I saw out there.

Nate

What did happen?

Sara

Countless Earths died. I became a paragon and traveled back to the big bang. We restarted the universe and now no one even remembers what we've changed.

Ava

That's a lot to process.

Sara

Yeah, I know. So you could see why I would wanna talk to my friends about it. And instead I get cameras in my face.

Ray

Where am I? What happened?

Sara

Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

Ray

Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

Ava

Ray, do it! Get big now!

Ray

Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

Sara

Now, Ray!

Ray

Size... matters! [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

Nate

You found your catchphrase, Ray!

Mick

What the hell?

Mona

Raw meat.

Behrad Tarazi

Question is...

Nate

Did you get the shot, Kevin?

[shell-shocked and covered in blood] Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

Behrad

Hey, Cap. Normally, I'd be all for rolling up my sleeves and pitching in, but I gotta take shore leave for my pop's birthday. And Nate's coming with me.

Nate

I am?

Sara

[to Nate] You are?

Behrad

My parents are always asking questions about my life. He could pretend to be one of my biz school professors.

Sara

I still can't believe that you still haven't told your parents the truth about what you do.

Behrad

You mean that I'm a time-travelling superhero who stole the family heirloom?

Sara

Hmm, okay, yeah, stick to business school.

I couldn't help but notice you, and I gotta tell you, I like the way you walk.

Sara

I learned to do it all by myself,... Mr. Siegel.

Oh, please. "Benjamin".

Sara

Hmm. Sara Lance. At your service. [offers her hand to kiss]

Lance, huh? [kisses Sara's hand]

Sara

What's the matter? You don't like it?

Well, I don't know yet. Just trying it on for size. You know, even if it fits, I'm a little curious about the price tag.

Sara

Well, if you have to ask, it's probably too expensive.

[chuckles] I take what I want.

Sara

Does that make you a thief, Mr. Siegel?

I am a lot of things, Miss Lance. And I am especially a thief.

Sara

Hey, don't give Ava a hard time for getting on stage, all right? I don't want her to be too embarrassed.

Mick

She's not gonna remember a thing.

Ava

[entering, drunk] Well, helloo! Ha! Where's my invite to this party, Mickey boy? [she grabs and takes a swig from his beer]

Mick

I spat in that. Old prison habit.

Constantine

Spare me the sendoff, Lance. I'm leaving before you and your band of botherers can suck me into another world-saving sing-along.

Sara

Actually, I was just gonna say we're still waiting for you to move out. There's a box in the library labeled "Arcana" that's been sitting there for months.

Constantine

I'd avoid touching that if I was you.

Sara

Yeah, Behrad already tried to move it, and now he thinks he's being haunted by a forlorn mariner.

Constantine

And he's right, but I can't stick around to help the bloke.

Sara

Zari, your mission is to help Mick.

Zari

Okay, I have so many makeover ideas.

Sara

With his troll problem.

Sara

Okay, I think I have these stupid crostinis right. How's the salad?

Ava

Uh, just needs to be dressed, and then there's the soup.

Sara

How many courses did Ray have planned?

Ava

By my count, five. Six, if you include cocktails.

Sara

Come on, Ray! Nobody gets laid after six courses.

Sara

All right Ray, what's up? Why haven't you told Nate that you're leaving?

Ray

Because... he's my best friend, and the moment I tell him then this all becomes real and um.. I know it's my choice, my decision. I don't.. I don't know if I'm really ready for it.

Sara

Do you remember when we first moved on the ship we left our entire lives behind us, we had no idea what to expect but because we embrace the change..

Ray

We made history.

Sara

Sure did. Who would have thought I'd still be here and now we be saying goodbye already.

Ray

I'm going to miss you Captain Lance.

Sara

Don't make me cry I'm going to miss you too Ray.. alot. Come here. [hugs him]

Sara

No one is responsible for the family they are born into. All that matters is who they decide to be, and you've decided to be brave and big-hearted.

Charlie

Thanks boss, but I am what I am.

You can't kill me. I'm a god.

Sara

Yeah? I've faced worse.

Ava

What are you not telling me?

Sara

What are you not telling me? There's a kid on the ship?

Ava

I...

Sara

[a dog barks in the distance] And a dog? Ava!

Ava

Gary has an emotional support animal. He had a signed letter!

Sara

That's not a thing!

Sara

[after taking the dog down with a somersault kick] Now what?

Constantine

To send the demon to Hell, I need to know its true name.

Sara

Well, I'm pretty sure it's not Gary Junior.

Astra

His name is Marchosias.

Astra! You dick!

Ava

So, I was thinking maybe later we could...

Sara

Try blindfolding you?

Ava

Stop reading my mind, or it's gonna get awesome!