Mona Wu quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Mona Wu

I'm telling you, the men in black are behind all of this. They're framing me so they can keep hurting the magical creatures.

Zari

Hurting them how?

Mona

I don't know. But Konane was terrified when they came for him. I was just trying to help him.

Sara

Mona, we saw the security footage, and... there were no men in black. Just you.

Mona

Well, they must have altered the footage to hide the truth. I'm like Mulder, and those guys are the shadow government covering their tracks! It's a conspiracy! The truth is out there!

Ray

Okay. Okay, Fox. Okay, Fox, take a breath.

Mick

There's something about Buck and Garima you should know. They didn't live happily ever after. They came from two different worlds. Worlds that needed them. They didn't belong together. But they loved one another. A lot.

Mona

How do you know? The next book in the series hasn't even been published yet.

Mick

I just DO!!

Mona

[after sniffing Zari] I think my sense of smell has improved because of Wolfie, and you smell exactly like... Nate.

Zari

No, I don't.

Mona

It's definitely Nate! Nate and something else. [sniffs] Arousal?

Zari

No, I don't. I mean, Nate, that would be wrong and–

Sara

He likes you. [off Zari's look] He confessed it when he swallowed the truth bug.

Zari

We're so not passing the Bechdel test right now.

Sara

It's okay to talk about guys sometimes.

Mona

I have come to believe that love will find a way to overcome any obstacle.

Then you're either lying or you're a fool. Tell me, has love worked out so well for you?

Mona

No–

Then you are a fool. For you shouldn't have to learn a lesson twice.

Mick

[speaking to the audience at the Romanti-Con Q&A] Nasgowa chased Cash for one reason. It's the same reason humans have gotten together since the dawn of time. It's why people like you come to conventions and dress up as your favorite characters. Why a man sits behind a desk typing, pouring out his heart. Why an author - a writer - replies to fans. It's connection. Human connection.... I am Rebecca Silver. [The audience gasps.]

Mona

You are Rebecca. I'd recognize that wisdom anywhere! [The audience applauds.]

Mona

Stay calm. They smell fear.

Gary

What if fear's my natural scent?

Sara

All right, Time bros --

Ava

And Time ladies.

Charlie

And Time monsters

Mona

And Gary?

Sara

As I was saying: Legends... our work here is done. Gideon, fire up the ship! It's time to hit it.

Ava

Okay, big smiles everyone. And nobody mention Oliver Queen.

Mona

Why?

Ava

Because he died.

Nate

Shouldn't have done the crossover.

Ray

Where am I? What happened?

Sara

Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

Ray

Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

Ava

Ray, do it! Get big now!

Ray

Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

Sara

Now, Ray!

Ray

Size... matters! [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

Nate

You found your catchphrase, Ray!

Mick

What the hell?

Mona

Raw meat.

Behrad Tarazi

Question is...

Nate

Did you get the shot, Kevin?

[shell-shocked and covered in blood] Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

Mona

On a Shakespeare kick?

Mick

Didn't care much for those Italian kids, but this guy... this guy's a hero.

Mona

You know King Lear is a tragic figure whose stubbornness and fear of the future leads to his own misery?

Mick

Sounds like someone I can get behind.