Ray Palmer quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Ray

Howdy. I'm Ra... John Wayne.

Ray

Come with me if you want to live. [laughs] Always wanted to say that.

Ray

This is the second worst attack of the clones I've seen.

Leonard Snart

You got the wrong guy, hero ain't on my resume.

Mick Rory

Or mine.

Rip Hunter

I know it's difficult for you to fathom, but where - when I'm from, the year 2166, you and everyone on this roof aren't just considered heroes... You're legends.

Ray Palmer

Legends?

Dr. Martin Stein

I, um, I hate to nitpick, but doesn't a legend have to be dead?

Yeah, see, uh, that's deal breaker for me, so I'm gonna pass.

Rip

Dr. Palmer, please tell me...

Ray

I didn't leave my exosuit on the ship? Okay, but I'd be lying.

Rip

We can't go back and change events in which we participated. Time would fold in on itself, creating a temporal vortex.

Ray

Which sounds way cooler than it is.

Ray

All right, where am I headed?

Stein

You're exiting the tracheal artery. You should see the first fragment.

Ray

No sign of it. Did I miss it?

Stein

It's the size of an iceberg. It seems highly unlikely that you could miss it.

Ray

Huh. That's probably what they said on the Titanic.

Stein

I know how it feels.

Ray

What?

Stein

To have a crisis of confidence. As unlikely as it might seem, I know. It was 2002. I was teaching quantum mechanics, and I had one particularly gifted student. He was able to solve the Ehrenfest theorem in less than an hour. He was, quite frankly, the only student in all my years of teaching who ever made me feel inferior. That student was you. You were exceptional.

Ray

And suddenly, just like that, you remember having me in your class.

Stein

I always remembered. I just enjoyed taking you down a peg or two.

Ray

Really? We're trying to save the world and you're lifting wallets?

Snart

It's called multitasking.

Ray

Wow, it's a MIG-21. No one's ever been this close to one before.

Snart

Are you quoting "Top Gun"?

Ray

Maybe.

Ray

I'm speaking Russian now, aren't I?

Snart

Now you're annoying in multiple languages

Ray

Better go bone up on Vostok's CV.

Snart

I guess I'll bone up on the ballet. Gideon, bone me.

Ray

This must be where they keep the VIPs.

Mick

This is prison, jackass, there are no VIPs.

Ray

Well the rest of the team is on a field trip to Palmer Tech, now Smoak Technologies. Palmer Tech sounds better, right? Be honest.

Kendra

Honestly, they sound about the same.

Ray

Captain's log. Stardate 837.9. We're awaiting word from the away team aboard the Acheron.

Kendra

I hate to break it to you, but you're no Captain Kirk. You're Picard.

Ray

But Picard was cautious, pontificating, sort of sexless.

Kendra

Well, tell that to Vash. And for the record, Picard was way hotter than Kirk.