Mick Rory quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Mick

Listen you dweeb, I gotta get out of here, I got a thing.

Leonard Snart

You got the wrong guy, hero ain't on my resume.

Mick Rory

Or mine.

Rip Hunter

I know it's difficult for you to fathom, but where - when I'm from, the year 2166, you and everyone on this roof aren't just considered heroes... You're legends.

Ray Palmer

Legends?

Dr. Martin Stein

I, um, I hate to nitpick, but doesn't a legend have to be dead?

Yeah, see, uh, that's deal breaker for me, so I'm gonna pass.

Mick

I can't believe you're hooking up with the Englishman. We're thieves. Crooks. Criminals. I have no desire to save the world. Especially 100 years after I'm dead.

Snart

He said across time, Mick. What about the years before? Before fingerprints and surveillance cameras and DNA analysis. Why did we become criminals?

Mick

Because we hate working and we love money.

Mick

Whatever you roofied him with, I'd like some.

Stein

I did not roofie him.

Mick

Oh, I ain't judgin'.

Mick

What about the rest of us? Do we just sit?

Rip

Capital idea, Mr. Rory. You're not nearly as thick as most people say.

Mick

Thick... does that mean stupid?

Ray

This must be where they keep the VIPs.

Mick

This is prison, jackass, there are no VIPs.

Mick

[passing around glasses of Russian vodka] Courtesy of Yuri the Bear.

Sara

How did you even have time to steal this?

Snart

There's always time to steal.

Mick

It's not money, it's not jewels, it's not a valuable artefact. You're just lucky I'd steal anything right about now.

Rip

As I suspected.

Snart

We'll get your gizmo, you just get this bucket flying again.

Sara

I'm coming with.

Rip

No, no you are not. You're too emotionally connected to this city. We've been over this!

Sara

I'm over you. You got us on a mission to change the timeline for yourself, and you won't even let us look at our futures? Now, I know this city better than anyone else and you're gonna need me out there. So, either I'm coming with, or we can find out if the Time Masters are as good at teaching people to fight as the League of Assassins.

Snart

Don't mind him. He's still sore about having to leave 2046.

Mick

I'm sore because I was recruited for my unique ability to light things on fire. And now, I'm locked in the one place where I can't light things on fire: a spaceship.

Stein

I'm having the strangest sensation. It's like I'm ten years old again.

Mick

You do a lot of space travel as a kid, Professor?

Stein

Only in my dreams, after I read my first issue of "Rick Starr: Space Ranger."

Jax

Space Ranger Stein? Yeah, I don't see it.

Stein

I wanted to travel through space, surviving only by my wits and laser guns. I even built a rocket out of cardboard boxes.

Rip

What stopped you?

Stein

NASA has rather strict guidelines regarding near-sightedness.

Jax

And smoking weed.

Snart

So, uh, what's so special about me? I mean, aside from my sparkling personality. Back on the Waverider, you could've taken your boy Rip, but you took me instead. Why? Hey, if you're gonna kill me, you could at least tell me what's going on.

You should have figured it out by now.

Mick

After all, I am supposed to be the dumb one.

Snart

Look, if you're gonna kill me, just do it already.

Mick

I'm not gonna kill you. I'm gonna take a trip back to Central City and visit your baby sister. The beautiful thing about time travel is I get to kill her more than once. I can kill Lisa in front of you, go back in time, kill her in front of you again. And again. And again... I used to think the most beautiful thing on Earth was fire. Now I know. It's vengeance.

My God, she's...

Mick

Quite the bad ass.

Mick

That's you?

Rip

[not proud] Yeah. I was a cutpurse from the age of five. Starved more than I ate. I knew what I'd do if she tried to harm me.

Snart

Lucky for us you didn't forget your roots.

Rip

Believe me, Mr. Snart... I've tried.

Stein

I realize your family's in jeopardy, but perhaps some deliberation --

Rip

We really don't have the time, Martin. According to Gideon, Savage is going to be out in the open tonight. Vulnerable. Now, in order to capture him, I require the services of --

Mick

Killer, Klepto and Pyro.

Rip

Bingo.