Sara Lance quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Well, I hope you're here to make good on your promise and kill me. Which would work out for both of us. Be a real win-win.

Sara

Mercy killing's not my style. Even if it was... you don't deserve my mercy. You deserve to live out the rest of your days knowing that you destroyed your own daughter.

Sara

Hey, Z. If you had to sleep with one, which one would it be?

Zari

How can you even tell them apart?

Ray

Well, Paul is the cute one, George is the quiet one, there's Ringo --

Mick

I never met an Englishman I haven't wanted to punch in the face.

Nate

Relax, Mick. If it wasn't for the British Invasion, there'd be no Rolling Stones, no Led Zep,.... no Black Sabbath.

Mick

Black Sabbath.

Nate

Nope.

Mick

Well, then, we ... we need to protect these mopheads from whatever's screwing up history.

Nate

That's right, Mick.

Constantine

Look, this is your bloody mess, Sara, so stop playing tiddlywinks with the missus and get ready for the fight that's coming.

Sara

What if this is who I am now?

Constantine

Really? [whistles] This is who you are. Fuzzy throws and... fluffy pink slippers.

Sara

I like my pink fluffy slippers.

Constantine

I'm just trying to look after you, love. You and I are similar. We're both survivors, but our survival comes at a terrible cost. Look, you can take it from a man who's caused nothing but misery to everyone he's ever loved. Trust me. End it with Ava before it's too late.

Sara

You ever think that you cause misery not because of some romantic "I was born to walk alone" crap, but because you're an ass who doesn't know how to trust people?

Constantine

You know, I trust. The people around me get hurt, killed or far, far worse.

Sara

You think that I'm not scared? That I don't know grief? I'm not willing to turn my back on life, because that is exactly what you're doing, John. Our friends and family, they don't make us weaker, they make us stronger. You know what you need? You need to be a part of a team.

Constantine

This is King Solomon's original grimoire. The oldest magical textbook in existence. Now, if there is a spell to quell our equine friend, it'll be in here.

Sara

Well, not to pressure you, but the entire fate of the sexual revolution is in the balance here.

Constantine

That is my favorite revolution.

Zari

I thought that's why we had Constantine.

Sara

Yeah,... about that. Constantine is–

Constantine

[entering the bridge dragging a steamer trunk] –tired, hung over, and in need of a stiff one. Dealer's choice as to what that's a euphemism for.

Zari

Prudence, this is your fairy godmother?

Yes. She protects me.

Sara

By hurting other people.

Fairy Godmother

Not at all. I only want to help little Prudence. For you see,

Ray

Is that music?

Fairy Godmother

[continuing her song]

Mick

Shut up.

Ray

Well, I didn't want her to stop singing.

Ray

We can't just leave (Charlie) locked in there forever.

Sara

You are on thin ice in terms of what we can and can not do. Those punks were a bad influence on you.

Ray

Uh, well, huh, maybe you just don't know as much about me as you think you do.

Sara

You are an Eagle Scout. Former CEO of PalmerTech. Your favorite musical is Singin' in the Rain. You're allergic to cats and Grod, and you were knighted by Queen Guinevere "Sir Raymond of the Palms".

Ray

Okay, so you know a lot.

Sara

Yeah.

Constantine

So, any idea of what kind of foul beast we're up against, then?

Ava

Well, based on [knowing look to Sara] research Sara and I have been doing, we could be looking for a swampy monster thing.

Sara

According to the timeline, before the end of summer, several kids went missing, never to be seen again.

Constantine

Well, I happen to know a swamp thing. But then again, Maine is way too far north for that muppet.

I'm sorry. Couldn't help but admire your lanyard. Did you make that yourself?

Ray

Oh. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, along with twenty-one required merit badges. I also went on to get certification in nuclear science and dentistry.

Oh, snap! I've got some serious competition for "Coolest councilor" this summer, huh? [to Sara] What about you? You got any special skills?

Sara

[clearly not taken with Chad] Martial arts.

[makes a lame martial arts pose] Huwaa! [laughs] Sorry, it's just so fresh. [does air karate chops] Jackie Chan, you know.

Sara

[still unimpressed] I prefer knives and swords.

Right, yeah. Point taken. [laughs]

So explain to me how this... "magic-ometer" of yours works.

Ray

Oh. Well,--

Mick

It goes "beep" and we kick ass.

Zari

Meaning we investigate each time period.

Constantine

We find the creature.

Sara

We bring it to the Bureau.

Ray

And hopefully learn some life lessons along the way.

Nate

Hey. It's our first mission together. Don't worry, if anything goes wrong in the field, I got'cha covered.

[amused] Yeah, I didn't get coldcocked by a girl.

Sara

Have you ever been... hit by a girl,... Hank?

No, ma'am

Sara

[gives Hank a meaningful look] Hmm. We should head out. [turns and walks off]

Nate

[referring to his father] And you thought a minotaur was bull-headed?

Sara

Ooo, mythology burrrn ! [she and Nate do a finger wiggle bump] It's good to have you back.

Ray

You know, it's still weird not having you around.

Nate

I'll always be right there, Big Guy, in that giant heart of yours. And I'll be at the Bureau, so you guys can literally stop by whenever you want. But, you know, before I go, I do want to say one thing. When I first stepped on to this ship, I was, you know, trying to get away from all my baggage back home, and I can't believe I'm gonna say this.... Hemingway once wrote "Can't get away from yourself by moving from one place to another." And thanks to you guys, I don't have to run anymore. Being here with you all has turned me into the man I need to be, and, uh,... this place is special. And you never know when it's gonna be over. So, I say, Legends: [raises his beer bottle] Enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Sara

Hear, hear. [Everyone clinks beer bottles.]

Ray

Sara? Is it possible that our fugitive killer is a possessed doll?

Sara

Horror movie 101.