Charlie quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Charlie

What happened to your old crew? [shows a tabloid cover of the Legends dressed in their disco outfits from "Here I Go Again"]

Ray

Well, Sara met a special someone, and they're trying to make it work.

Charlie

Oh, that'll kill a band.

Ray

Mmm. My best friend Nate, he, uh, has a desk job. And Amaya,... Well, she's gone. And I actually really miss her. She was kind of our moral compass. Helped us do the right thing when it wasn't always easy to do the right thing.

Charlie

I never knew disco could get so barmy.

Ray

Heh. Yeah, I guess the way we did it, it did get pretty "bah-my".

Charlie

I'll show you what a real monster looks like. [shapeshifts to Sara] Like this. [to Mick] Like someone who'd rather do what's easy [to Zari] than figure out what's right. [to Constantine] Someone who'd send an innocent to Hell.

Constantine

[to the others] Don't fall for its bloody parlour tricks.

Charlie

Ray said your team's moral compass is missing. [shapeshifts to Amaya in her disco look] Can you send her to Hell?

Charlie

Bloke like you doesn't strike me as a jailer. I believe we're more alike than you think. You look like you've been on the inside.

Mick

That's right.

Charlie

Then how do you sleep at night? Hanging out with these jailer-mates of yours?

Mick

Alcohol.

Mick

You must've had balls to survive that hellhole.

Charlie

Did what I had to. Shapeshifted into whatever monster would keep the others off my back. You know exactly what it's like. Pretending to be something worse than you are to survive.

Mick

Well, there's that. And there's finding someone you trust. I did time in Supermax with my old partner. It's hard to plot against a team.

Charlie

I spent all my time shapeshifting and running. I never stuck around one place long enough to find anyone who I could trust.

Mick

Well,... you gotta start somewhere.

Zari

You know, I understand why John is being so colossally stupid, but what's your excuse?

Charlie

I'm dying.

Zari

What?

Charlie

Look, every time I shapeshift, it's like I'm born all over again. But stuck in this body, for the first time in centuries, I'm getting older. But, if John saves Desmond, then he never joins the Legends, and I'm immortal again.

Zari

Let me get this straight. You help John risk a catastrophic rupture to history because you're afraid of aging? Okay. Maybe John succeeds and you go on your immortal merry way. But if he fails, I will personally make sure you spend the rest of your short, dreary, human life in the deepest, darkest prison cell the Bureau has to offer.

Charlie

You know, I could have been anyone when I got my powers back. Do you know why I kept coming back to this form?

Zari

Because Amaya is very hot.

Charlie

It's because this was the form I was when I joined the Legends. Now I've been a part of many crews. And you guys, well,... you're not rubbish.

Zari

Listen, destroying history for personal gain, it's happened to almost everyone here. Rite of passage.

Ray

After your recent unfortunate misadventures in time travel, I created a team-building card game to help you learn the "Dos and Don'ts" of our prior missions. I'm calling it "Cards to Save the Timeline"! Fun way to learn from your mistakes, right?

Charlie

Oh, you gotta be joking. "Vandal Savage." That's a real name?

Constantine

And here's me thinking that Damien Darhk's moniker was a touch on-the-nose.

Zari

[to Mona] You know I'm a superhero, right? With a flick of my wrist, I can blast you with my wind powers.

Charlie

Being honest, wind powers? Just not that scary.

Mick

Yeah, you're like a magical hair dryer.

Charlie

If I die, I'm gonna come back and haunt you.

Zari

I would love a ghost friend.

Sara

All right, Time bros --

Ava

And Time ladies.

Charlie

And Time monsters

Mona

And Gary?

Sara

As I was saying: Legends... our work here is done. Gideon, fire up the ship! It's time to hit it.

Zari

Can we see your OG form?

Charlie

Absolutely not!

Nate

Is it 'cause you're old?

Charlie

It's because your eyes would explode, all right, and your ears too if you could hear my original voice!

Sara

No one is responsible for the family they are born into. All that matters is who they decide to be, and you've decided to be brave and big-hearted.

Charlie

Thanks boss, but I am what I am.

Charlie

Oh, thank God.

Constantine

Yeah, I'd rather not, love.

Charlie

That thing's as real as Santa.

Nate

Shh! Gary's in the room!

Sara

How'd the mission go? You immortal sorority girls yet?

Charlie

I need a drink.

Sara

Mmm, the refreshing sound of failure.